#Swear

caitie delaney

caitiedelaney

I’ve had four glasses of wine and I’ve got some THINGS TO SAY If you’ve recently crossed me you should be worried!!!! Number one thing I’ve got to say: Donald

🌺Kylie🌺 (Wᴀᴛᴄʜ Cʟᴇᴏ ɪɴ Sᴘᴀᴄᴇ)

BovineBonita

My current vibe is 2000's storybook-esque preschool cartoons They are all literally so soft and calming,,, (and yes a few of these were 90's cartoons but still reran in the

Jay G.

justJayG

What is Worcestershire sauce even for? I swear every house in America has it but i've never seen anyone use it. And please don't say fish n chips because it

Marley M

quietheartbeatz

I opened the bathroom door when you were knocking on it. After a few times I opened and you know, you just kept coming, you just kept going, you just

Erin Gaetz

ErinGaetz

About a year ago — for reasons I still don’t really get — two men started attacking me on Twitter. They urged their 500K+ followers to do the same.The tweets

UnmodernM

UnmodernM

How to present yourself as a man who is worth investing in. Requested by followers.Thread Anyone who plays the status game is not worthy of any seriousness.But that does not

👱🏻‍♀️Not An LT or a Tanker or XO but The Queen

GameOf_Cubicles

RESERVISTS: The moment those people pick an MOS, swear in, leave MEPS, THEY ARE YOUR SQUAD.Future Soldiers and SplitOp Soldiers are YOUR SQUAD. They occupy a paragraph and line number

Jim Geraghty

jimgeraghty

NBC News Needs Verification Center NBC News Might Be True, Who The Heck Knows Center NBC News This Might Be True, Actually We Know It Isn’t, But We Wish It

Nyanfood

Nyanfood

Every so often, I realize that my criteria to call someone a "friend" is extremely strict. Others can talk to someone and be a friend if they even like that

Meg seanchaibeag

seanchaibeag

Inspired by this tweet from @JacalynLeake, I went down a bit of a rabbit hole to simpler presidential times, and thought I'd thread it here for anyone interested in Kennedy

Mattie Timmer

MattieTimmer

Just to be clear for anyone reading my tweets over these last months:I’m very critical of public figures here. I swear. A lot. Like an art form. I also poke

Dweplea

dweplea

More than any incredible shots he’s played in his entire career, what makes demonstrates the greatness of Smith the batsman is the two plays below. Despite his extravagant shuffle across

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not_Rubab

Let me help you poor souls, drink coffee to fix your schedule. Wake up forcefully at your desired time of clock one day (I recommended fazr prayer time) and then

Sarah Ruth Ashcraft

SaRaAshcraft

What is the purpose of having everyone tape themselves taking the oath of office? Please reply in the comments. What exactly is the person taking the oath obligating themselves to?

Deep Space Fine

thisismewhatevs

The great thing about Philadelphia is you literally can't insult them. They take any attempt at insult as either a compliment or an offer to fight which is also a

Aproko Doctor

aproko_doctor

There are different kinds of mosquitoes, one kind is very noisy. The noisy mosquitoes are responsible for the swelling in this man's leg.This man's condition is known as filariasis and

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