I’ve had four glasses of wine and I’ve got some THINGS TO SAY
If you’ve recently crossed me you should be worried!!!!
Number one thing I’ve got to say: Donald Trump??? He’s got to go
Number two thing I’ve got to say: Oxford University??? Start that vaccine trial right back up babe
Number three thing I’ve got to say: do not FUCK with me or I swear to god
Number four thing I’ve got to say: the only currency left in these unprecedented times is Your Girls
Number five thing I have to say: it will go down in history as a war crime that we did not have the chance to dance in the club to Rain On Me upon its release
Number six thing I’ve got to say: fuckin chill ouuuuttttt
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