#Joke

friendly neighborhood frying pan

TimidIzzy

Times I've made jokes about wanting to fuck a frying pan: a thread Just now when my gf asked me to wash the cast iron pan. As I took it

Deen Freelon

dfreelon

Stand back everyone, I'm gonna present some exploratory data analysis. Responses welcome.You may have seen the recent rash of carbon-copy tweets claiming a Biden-related divorce and emigration. (examples here: https://twitter.com/Alison

Ad Infinitum

Ad_Inifinitum

fuck it. skydogs Just remembered Huck the roof dog. I used to live in the same town as Huck, but his humans stopped letting him on the roof when he

Frank Turner

frankturner

OK. So tonight I did my 16th livestream benefit for independent venues - this time for @boomleedsvenue. They are generally a ton of fun, and this was no different, but

loving mlm/nblm

mlmnblmlove

this is ur reminder that “f*mb*y” is a transmisogynistic fetishizing slur that cis people & transmascs should not be using. “femgay” is a non-fetishistic alternative to describe feminine gay people.

♡ PROFESSOR EHRICH WEISS

FrazzleDazzzled

At the age of 18, I booked a one-way ticket to Thailand...I had no real income... 600 bucks to my name... And the real zinger:I had no bank card. THREAD.

Zak

FuhrerZakk

Feels like people often misunderstand Ed’s running short joke purpose & why that’s even a thing in the narrative. On a surface level it may seem like a typical old

Shem Horne

Shem_Infinite

"I understand people’s frustration over the timing, and there are prosecutors who break more china, so to speak,” Mr. Barr says. “But they don’t necessarily get the results.” Mr. Durham

Ceda DEFUND THE POLICE Shiiiiiiiiong

slobear

What's up with Tina Fey's weirdness with Asians? In Mean Girls, underaged girls being raped by Coach Carr are Trang Pak and Sun Jin Dinh. And it's played for laughs

George Alexopoulos

GPrime85

I know I joke around a lot, but let me speak plainly for a sec: I'm voting for Donald Trump.I encourage anyone on the fence to consider doing the same.

Seb Adams

sebling_

.@rasmansa on @rico_rants chat;"The people who care the most need to move the middle"I agree _strongly_Moving the middle, even a little, can have an outsized effect.I believe important instances of

Asmita Bakshi

asmitabee

On "taking offence": It has been painted uniformly as a bad thing -- by white comedians, for the most part. They believe a racist slur offending a black person should

Noah

NoahMF

I know it’s all a big joke now, but McDonald’s routinely injured ppl by serving things far too hot for human consumption. It took a brave woman named Stella Liebeck

sky loves mouse droids

arkanisrain

For people who missed it, @/HouseOfDameron made a fake acc (Peggy) and pretended to be a female SW fan with leaks to see if women in fandom are more likely

dani - rt important pinned

discstommy

the problem with the way we deal with important issues on stan twitter is that there are two extremes. One extreme is the whole tl talking about an issue and

Dr Fiona H. Panther

FiPanther

I was gonna make a tiktok to narrate this but I figured I'd put it here too:RATING PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES BASED OFF MY TWITTER OBSERVATIONS OF THEIR USERBASE: python: attracts mansplainers

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