Times I've made jokes about wanting to fuck a frying pan: a thread
Just now when my gf asked me to wash the cast iron pan. As I took it to the sink I loudly proclaimed "off I go to a secluded location...with the pan...where I will uh...WASH it! Just wash it. No need to check on me, just take what I say at face value."
A week ago when I washed the same cast iron and went "this pan is lookin...kinda hot"
At @ChaikaEmily's house, I said their mini frying pan was cute and I wanted to fuck it and was PROMPTLY scolded by Emily for making a sex joke in front of her younger sister. Who, I might add, is hardly younger than us. I'm not weird, Emily >:^(
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