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4:30 am, 3 hours before the morning feedDaniel (a cat): I desire your attention, MotherMe: :is asleep: Daniel: I wonder how far my nose can fit into your earMe: Aaahhh!
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Being scared of death threats and rape fantasies from right wing white supremacists that specifically target you = Too Sensitive!Being scared when the people who want to rape and kill
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I don't know about you but I plan to become at least 10x *more* annoying to my elected officials than I have been for the past 4 years. LET'S DO
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Um, I know that yesterday's Letter Writer likely isn't from the U.S. but 1) it's actually okay if I write about examples from where I live and 2) The Far
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Just thinking back to all the “nice” people who wrote me emails about how I was being too hard on the collectors of literal Hitler paintings and how it wasn’t
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“Dear Captain Awkward I have a wedding planning etiquette question...” 1. Elope now and have a party when it is safe in a couple years2. Postpone the whole deal until
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Most of the grocery delivery shoppers I have worked with are adorable and amazing, I want them to make so much money, I am truly lucky to be able to
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The whole time I watched both NXIVM cult docs, my brain held two simultaneous truths. 1. Wow, I would never fall for a scam like that! 2. Then I'd remember
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There's a crop in my inbox where I need to say, widely: MOMS: If your teen daughter tells you she's not talking to a dude anymore, LET IT BE. If
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Exhausting White Boomer Parent Advice Inbox Trend: Auditing your adult kids’ lived experiences & marginalized people’s lived experiences like you are the Internal Revenue Service of Feelings(While ignoring the actual
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