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4:30 am, 3 hours before the morning feed
Daniel (a cat): I desire your attention, Mother
Me: :is asleep:
Daniel: I wonder how far my nose can fit into your ear
Me: Aaahhh! Daniel!
Daniel: Purr purr purr I love you!
Daniel: Just wanted you to know that!
Daniel (a cat): I desire your attention, Mother
Me: :is asleep:
Daniel: I wonder how far my nose can fit into your ear
Me: Aaahhh! Daniel!
Daniel: Purr purr purr I love you!
Daniel: Just wanted you to know that!
5 AM, 2.5 hours before the morning feed
Daniel: Mother!
Me: :is asleep:
Daniel: I am going to pour my entire body and arrange it over your breathing holes to show affection
Me: Urf hack blerg What the?
Daniel: GOOD MORNING
Me: Urf get off
Daniel: I SAID GOOD MORNING
Daniel: Mother!
Me: :is asleep:
Daniel: I am going to pour my entire body and arrange it over your breathing holes to show affection
Me: Urf hack blerg What the?
Daniel: GOOD MORNING
Me: Urf get off
Daniel: I SAID GOOD MORNING
5:40 am, not quite 2 hours before the morning feed, which happens at the same time every day
Daniel: Mom? Mommy?
Me: :miraculously asleep:
Daniel: What if I don’t bite you, I just bite your shirt?
Me: What?
Daniel: And then pull?
Me: Why
Daniel: Let’s try the pants
Daniel: Mom? Mommy?
Me: :miraculously asleep:
Daniel: What if I don’t bite you, I just bite your shirt?
Me: What?
Daniel: And then pull?
Me: Why
Daniel: Let’s try the pants
6:00 am, 1.5 hours til morning feed
Daniel: Interesting
Me: Daniel fuck off I’m asleep
Daniel: Most fascinating
Me: Ow, what? No!
Daniel: If I press my paw into your fleshy chest thing and keep pushing, it almost disappears
Me: Ow!
Daniel: It is my favorite thing ever
Daniel: Interesting
Me: Daniel fuck off I’m asleep
Daniel: Most fascinating
Me: Ow, what? No!
Daniel: If I press my paw into your fleshy chest thing and keep pushing, it almost disappears
Me: Ow!
Daniel: It is my favorite thing ever
6:15 am
Daniel: Mother, hold still, let me wash your eyelashes
6:35 am
Daniel: Surprise!
:Drops a tampon on my pillow, unwrapped, UNUSED THANKFULLY:
6:40 am
Daniel: :crackle crackle:
:Wrapper mystery solved:
Daniel: Mother, hold still, let me wash your eyelashes
6:35 am
Daniel: Surprise!
:Drops a tampon on my pillow, unwrapped, UNUSED THANKFULLY:
6:40 am
Daniel: :crackle crackle:
:Wrapper mystery solved:
7 am
Daniel: Hey look at meeeeeee
:waves from TV cabinet where he is never allowed:
7:15 :I’m up and in the bathroom for morning wee, alone I think?:
:Not alone:
7:30 :Wet food goes down:
Daniel: Hey look at meeeeeee
:waves from TV cabinet where he is never allowed:
7:15 :I’m up and in the bathroom for morning wee, alone I think?:
:Not alone:
7:30 :Wet food goes down:
Does he eat like, 4 bites, and then get bored and wander away for an hour?
Oh, you bet he does.
Oh, you bet he does.
He wants the dry
That has been there all night
That has been there all night
