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Most of the grocery delivery shoppers I have worked with are adorable and amazing, I want them to make so much money, I am truly lucky to be able to have things delivered.
Today, however, I have drawn the lot of the Man Who Has Never Cooked Food, and my texts are...something.
Today, however, I have drawn the lot of the Man Who Has Never Cooked Food, and my texts are...something.
A corn tortilla is not a corn muffin.
Chicken thighs exist, I promise. The store may be out of them, but they EXIST.
The store is out of English Muffins, except for the nine varieties in the photo you sent me, pick literally any of them.
Dogs and cats eat different food.
Chicken thighs exist, I promise. The store may be out of them, but they EXIST.
The store is out of English Muffins, except for the nine varieties in the photo you sent me, pick literally any of them.
Dogs and cats eat different food.
Brussels sprouts are tiny cabbages, that's a cauliflower, friend.
Thanks for risking your life so I can eat, I will 100% tip the shit out of you, also, there are eggs in the photo you texted me, I do not understand the question?
Thanks for risking your life so I can eat, I will 100% tip the shit out of you, also, there are eggs in the photo you texted me, I do not understand the question?
Tampons are...look, you're just going to have to ask someone in the store to show you where they are, I do not have time to explain. Once you get there, look for the boxes that say tampons and text me again, ok?
Soy milk and milk milk are 2 different foods, I see you chose the one less traveled by, but you're going to have to trust me about the difference.
orzo isn't just big rice, buddy, I'm sorry
I love you so much, buddy, we're going to get through this, you are doing awesome, I know it's just that you don't know, we're gonna make it
also pls ask someone where the cheese lives thank u
also pls ask someone where the cheese lives thank u
Corn bread = not a tortilla
Corn muffin = not a tortilla
Cans of corn = not tortillas
Baby corn = WHAT THE FUCK please help me help u
Flour tortillas = you're getting warmer
Those are tortilla chips, good call, but I need you to go like, one shelf over
Corn muffin = not a tortilla
Cans of corn = not tortillas
Baby corn = WHAT THE FUCK please help me help u
Flour tortillas = you're getting warmer
Those are tortilla chips, good call, but I need you to go like, one shelf over
If you try to grab corn chowder I am going to lose my mind
OMG, CORN TORTILLAS YOU DID IT
OMG, CORN TORTILLAS YOU DID IT
YOU GUYS, HE DID IT
He's checking out.
He's on the way.
Now for the game of "what will actually be in the bags?"
Thanks for going on this journey with me, don't forget to wear masks and cancel your fucking wedding so I can go to a grocery store again before 2030. :)
He's checking out.
He's on the way.
Now for the game of "what will actually be in the bags?"
Thanks for going on this journey with me, don't forget to wear masks and cancel your fucking wedding so I can go to a grocery store again before 2030. :)
P.S. "Unskilled" labor doesn't exist
