#Joke

Tees Valley Monitor

TeesVMonitor

JACOB YOUNG’S BAD HAIR DAYRedcar and Cleveland MP tweets out a joke about his new haircut, and gets back more than he bargained for. It’s turning out to be an

Bianna Golodryga

biannagolodryga

A visibly angry and defiant @navalny addresses the court (from prison): I expected lawlessness, but not to this degree. To be detained after an impromptu hearing for one month?How is

Overly Sarcastic Productions

OSPyoutube

Spicy take: I think everyone should watch classic 50s Looney Tunes. Not cuz it's good, but because in our current age of Realism Is Mandatory and the "If You Don't

Eiynah ---

NiceMangos

Listening to the latest Sam Harris pod where he starts off by criticizing the left for saying trump voters are racist/irredeemable (ofc)...and then clearly he's been embarrassed enough by his

anyway

idekbutokk

jensen ackles is not homophobic and people saying this are disgusting jensen acted out the scene the way it was written in the script “dean is stunned and confused.” so

Grimmmmmmm

HonkWhatthe

the hidden messages in ranboo's letters to tommy (a thread). Hear me out. so you know how dream said he has a spy looking over the smp? Well I'm telling

compound

compound100x

1. $NFLX 4Q12 quarterly letter: "Imagine if books were always released one chapter per week, and were only briefly available to read at 8pm on Thursday. And then someone flipped

Duncan Reyburn

duncanreyburn

Maybe the trend in UX/UI design towards making things easier to use is caught in a kind of anti-ethics. Things that resist us, as in the joke philosophy of Resistentialism,

Minnie Rahman

minnierahman

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. If people are forced to choose between work or starving, they will work regardless of lockdown. Suspend the Hostile Environment or migrants

Adam Sharp

AdamCSharp

Why should a flat battery in a car be called a flattery?Because it gets you nowhere#UKPunDay ME: I’m having problems with my hearing.DR: Can you describe the symptoms?ME: Sure. Homer

Know Your Enemy

ItsWhatsername

Due to some odd symptoms, my doc Rx'd a bunch of tests since I was covid + at the spike of NYC pandemic 3/10.I assumed it was routine. Turns out,

Luciano, But With Holiday Spirit

Lucianowrites

I do not understand how so many people have come to the conclusion that not prosecuting someone who may have a rap sheet a mile long is something worth doing.

shackle

shackleshotgun

Crayons thread.https://twitter.com/shackleshotgun/status/1275398690962882560 I use the word "disorder" because that's the one I'm most comfortable with, just fyi. To me it always felt like that's the most neutral word

Glory Glory

gloryglorytott

I think it’s time to be brutally honest about our players Lloris - average, can’t afford to buy better Aurier - pony, for every assist there’s an errorSanchez - brainless,

The Caffeinated Therapist✨

bellabee13

If you missed the dumpster fire that has been happening to Therapist Twitter in the last 3-4 days, I'm happy for you. Your life is less stressful for it, tbh.

Sen. Jeff Jackson

JeffJacksonNC

When I have constituents respond to my emails about vaccine distribution with angry notes about the virus being a joke and not worthy of their concern, I just think about

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