I think it’s time to be brutally honest about our players
Lloris - average, can’t afford to buy better

Aurier - pony, for every assist there’s an error

Sanchez - brainless, donkey, does the basics appallingly

Toby - not what he once was, but still our best defender by a country mile

Davies - massive part of our problem
Bergwijn - looked alright, then he’s sat in the bench

Moura - Fuk it don’t care how much he runs about, he ain’t good enough,

Foyth - dog shit, worse than Chiriches

Kane - absolutely fuxked without him
Dier - 2 decent games in 3 years new contract hyped as our future CB again until he flops... again

Winks - every club in the premier has a midfielder with his ability, not good enough

Sissoko - he’s a joke, yet the other players need him, because they are missing something
Ndombele - the biggest flop we’ve ever bought, even the shit we’ve bought over the years could get fit, 1st to be sold

Sessegnon - show me a worse signing apart from above who you’ve seen play in the prem this season, get rid

Lamela - lumbered with him
Lo Celso - overhyped, average at best - he needs some stats, or what’s the point in him

Dele - he’s done, from the player I loved I want the money from his sale to change this team, no position, hate how he now plays

Son - either world class, missing sitters or invisible
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