#Bellend

There's a good chance you've made out with a drowning victim from the 1800s (Thread, non-sweary version here: https://bit.ly/2WoJUUh ) You may not have heard of l'Inconnue de la Seine but
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Just to give you a bit of background about how fucking outrageous this is, let me tell you about how we stole these islands from their rightful owners by *pretending
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The Phantom of Heilbronn (or how for 16 years the German police hunted a serial killer who didn't exist)(Thread, non sweary version here: https://bit.ly/3ovvxJw ) Between the years of 1993 and
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For 15 years Sweden thought Russian submarines were invading its waters, but it turned out to be fish farts.(Thread, sources here: https://bit.ly/35q5m0v ) It's perfectly feasible that in the 1980s a
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The man who drank radioactive juice until his bones crumbled and his jaw came off (Thread, sources here https://bit.ly/2N2rAyE ) In the early 20th Century, consuming radioactive materials or otherwise smearing
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Butt plugs were originally sold as a miracle cure for headaches, acne, and insanity Thread, article here and h/t: @qikipedia :https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/butt-plugs-were-originally-sold-as-a-miracle-cure-for-headaches-acn
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wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8?i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts
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In 1990, a plane really did land whilst the pilot was hanging out of the window by his ankles.(THREAD. For non sweary version and sources see here: https://bit.ly/36IK7X1 ) As the
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BTS as Stormzy songs- a very British thread Namjoon- ‘First Things First’Stuck his middle finger up to the people who doubted his decision to become an idol. He’s not afraid
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Great, i look forward to the inclusive content. If I may be so bold, I'd like to suggest you start with a tragically under-discussed topic in female sport, one that
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Whilst Winston Churchill is trending, a short thread from my first book about how he helped cause a famine that killed more than 3 million people:https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B07SXCP243/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i0 If in the Avenge
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Refs in your local area because I was bored - a thread John Moss.Happy go lucky kinda guy. Has a busybody wife that does all the talking. Hates conflict, loves
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Ho Ho HOLY CRAP it’s December 1! Which must mean it’s time to start my Marvellous, magnificent (and very silly & SWEARY) #Meelsvent What’s behind window no1? Why it’s Octo-LoveSPUDS!
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FPL STATS OF SHITHOUSERY 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐊GW VIIShit. Shit. Shit.Who makes the pile of excrement this week? Who needs to stand on the naughty mat and think about what
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I get about 2-3 messages every month about typos in the things I write. While well-meaning, most have a massive dose of vitriolYOU BROKE THE WORD RULES! YOU MUST BE
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A short thread on whether the honking great bellend @BorisJohnson can reasonably be called “a fascist”… #ToriesOut #BellendusMaximus #CummingsOut #FatbergOfDishonesty I have often posted about the creeping fascism
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