Ho Ho HOLY CRAP it’s December 1! Which must mean it’s time to start my Marvellous, magnificent (and very silly & SWEARY) #Meelsvent

What’s behind window no1? Why it’s Octo-LoveSPUDS! WHITE RABBITS!

#December1st #advent #illo_advent
#gleestoredinthebaubles #gladvent #madvent

BEHIND DECEMBER 2nd’s #meelsvent calendar window. A Newt shouting NORKS! Festive AF, eh? Hope your Yule is The Tits, despite 2020!

#twitteradvent #advent #illo_advent
#gleestoredinthebaubles #gladvent #madvent #AdventCalendar

Cos a Newt yawping about gazongas is festive AF, innit... :D

On the third day of #meelsvent, Amelia drew with glee - a crab shouting TWAT in the sea #AdventCalendar #illo_advent2020 #illo_advent #twitter_advent #gladvent

On the FOURTH day of Shitmas, Amelia drew for me - a narked hedgehog venting his spleen...

#advent #december #illo_advent2020

(Christ, but I’m feeling THIS ONE today)

Don’t tread on that worm, you mardy prick!

December 5: AdVENT

I’m trying to be festive
But this year’s just been The Pits
So here’s a forlorn ladybird
Expostulating “TITS”

#advent #illo_advent2020

If you like this nonsense - you might also like THIS Christmas card I drew! Full of Sweary pears! Christmas is coming,
The goose is getting fat
Please buy my Christmas cards
That feature the word TWAT!

#ukgiftam https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/735329748/sweary-christmas-multipack-partridge-in?ref=shop_home_active_10&crt=1

Feline pissed off about this whole year? So is Shit Wit Kit, December 6th’s adVENT critter with cattitude... See ya, 2020. Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out

#advent #AdventCalendar #CatsOfTwitter #25DaysofChristmas
#illo_advent2020

A bloody freezing Monday
will never get my vote.
So here’s its #advent critter
A bulldog shouting SCROTE!

#illo_advent2020 #illo_advent #25DaysOfChristmas

December 8 adVENT critter...

It’s freezing cold and awful
So if you’ve had enough?
Here’s a worried Hammerhead
Yelling the word MUFF

#illo_advent2020 #advent #25DaysOfChristmas
#shark

December 9 adVENT critter

If the year’s going so badly
You could chuck it in the bog
Why not follow this example
And shout KNACKERS like this fwog!

#illo_advent #AdventCalendar #advent #frog #swear #illo_advent2020 #25DaysOfChristmas

Thanks @JonsCrazyTweets xxx

AdVENT critter no 10

If the way this year is going
Has just really made you squirm?
Take a second out
To bellow WASSOCKS at a worm...

#AdventCalendar #december #illo_advent2020 #illo_advent
#snail

Day 11 adVENT critter

It *IS* all still a nightmare
If you’re losing out on bottle
Fix it just a little with
This shouty Axolotl

Happy Friday xxx

#axolotl #bellend #illo_advent #Christmas #illo_advent2020 #25DaysOfChristmas

If you like all this nonsense, maybe you’d like your your Christmas cards rude, silly and Sweary? Here are a few of mine... https://twitter.com/gingertotty/status/1332991887674912772

Also, Cos we’ve all run out of fucks this year! Here’s some spare ones, courtesy of me... https://twitter.com/gingertotty/status/1333085606948331520

Today I’m feeling childish
As I’m sure you all can see
Cos here’s an urchin and his pal
Shouting POO AND WEE

(And no I won’t be “growing up” -
you’re not the boss of me... )

#illo_advent2020 #illustrator #childish

It’s flippin’ dark, grey, cold and mis,
It’s pretty fucking crappy
So here’s my little sweary bee
To make you feel more happy

#adVENT
#adventcalendar

Eleven days to Christmas
It’s Monday and it’s cold
So here’s a narked-off Angler fish
If I might be so bold...

Oi Oi y’wankahs...

#AdventCalendar #advent #december #CountdowntoChristmas #25DaysOfChristmas
#illo_advent

It REALLY is not long now
Till Turkey, pud and fizz
So while you wait,
here’s an angry bee
And a tortoise shouting JIZZ!

#AdVENT #25DaysOfChristmas #Christmas #advent_illo #adventcalendar2020

Bear lols, Fam...

It’s now December the 16th
And what’s on the agenda?
Why, it’s an angry polar bear
Shoutin’ ‘bout Pudenda!

#adVENT #AdventCalendar #illo_advent2020 #december