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Ho Ho HOLY CRAP it’s December 1! Which must mean it’s time to start my Marvellous, magnificent (and very silly & SWEARY) #Meelsvent
What’s behind window no1? Why it’s Octo-LoveSPUDS! WHITE RABBITS!
#December1st #advent #illo_advent
#gleestoredinthebaubles #gladvent #madvent
What’s behind window no1? Why it’s Octo-LoveSPUDS! WHITE RABBITS!
#December1st #advent #illo_advent
#gleestoredinthebaubles #gladvent #madvent
BEHIND DECEMBER 2nd’s #meelsvent calendar window. A Newt shouting NORKS! Festive AF, eh? Hope your Yule is The Tits, despite 2020!
#twitteradvent #advent #illo_advent
#gleestoredinthebaubles #gladvent #madvent #AdventCalendar
#twitteradvent #advent #illo_advent
#gleestoredinthebaubles #gladvent #madvent #AdventCalendar
Cos a Newt yawping about gazongas is festive AF, innit... :D
On the third day of #meelsvent, Amelia drew with glee - a crab shouting TWAT in the sea #AdventCalendar #illo_advent2020 #illo_advent #twitter_advent #gladvent
On the FOURTH day of Shitmas, Amelia drew for me - a narked hedgehog venting his spleen...
#advent #december #illo_advent2020
(Christ, but I’m feeling THIS ONE today)
#advent #december #illo_advent2020
(Christ, but I’m feeling THIS ONE today)
Don’t tread on that worm, you mardy prick!
December 5: AdVENT
I’m trying to be festive
But this year’s just been The Pits
So here’s a forlorn ladybird
Expostulating “TITS”
#advent #illo_advent2020
I’m trying to be festive
But this year’s just been The Pits
So here’s a forlorn ladybird
Expostulating “TITS”
#advent #illo_advent2020
If you like this nonsense - you might also like THIS Christmas card I drew! Full of Sweary pears! Christmas is coming,
The goose is getting fat
Please buy my Christmas cards
That feature the word TWAT!
#ukgiftam https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/735329748/sweary-christmas-multipack-partridge-in?ref=shop_home_active_10&crt=1
The goose is getting fat
Please buy my Christmas cards
That feature the word TWAT!
#ukgiftam https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/735329748/sweary-christmas-multipack-partridge-in?ref=shop_home_active_10&crt=1
Feline pissed off about this whole year? So is Shit Wit Kit, December 6th’s adVENT critter with cattitude... See ya, 2020. Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out
#advent #AdventCalendar #CatsOfTwitter #25DaysofChristmas
#illo_advent2020
#advent #AdventCalendar #CatsOfTwitter #25DaysofChristmas
#illo_advent2020
A bloody freezing Monday
will never get my vote.
So here’s its #advent critter
A bulldog shouting SCROTE!
#illo_advent2020 #illo_advent #25DaysOfChristmas
will never get my vote.
So here’s its #advent critter
A bulldog shouting SCROTE!
#illo_advent2020 #illo_advent #25DaysOfChristmas
December 8 adVENT critter...
It’s freezing cold and awful
So if you’ve had enough?
Here’s a worried Hammerhead
Yelling the word MUFF
#illo_advent2020 #advent #25DaysOfChristmas
#shark
It’s freezing cold and awful
So if you’ve had enough?
Here’s a worried Hammerhead
Yelling the word MUFF
#illo_advent2020 #advent #25DaysOfChristmas
#shark
December 9 adVENT critter
If the year’s going so badly
You could chuck it in the bog
Why not follow this example
And shout KNACKERS like this fwog!
#illo_advent #AdventCalendar #advent #frog #swear #illo_advent2020 #25DaysOfChristmas
If the year’s going so badly
You could chuck it in the bog
Why not follow this example
And shout KNACKERS like this fwog!
#illo_advent #AdventCalendar #advent #frog #swear #illo_advent2020 #25DaysOfChristmas
Thanks @JonsCrazyTweets xxx
AdVENT critter no 10
If the way this year is going
Has just really made you squirm?
Take a second out
To bellow WASSOCKS at a worm...
#AdventCalendar #december #illo_advent2020 #illo_advent
#snail
If the way this year is going
Has just really made you squirm?
Take a second out
To bellow WASSOCKS at a worm...
#AdventCalendar #december #illo_advent2020 #illo_advent
#snail
Day 11 adVENT critter
It *IS* all still a nightmare
If you’re losing out on bottle
Fix it just a little with
This shouty Axolotl
Happy Friday xxx
#axolotl #bellend #illo_advent #Christmas
#illo_advent2020 #25DaysOfChristmas
It *IS* all still a nightmare
If you’re losing out on bottle
Fix it just a little with
This shouty Axolotl
Happy Friday xxx
#axolotl #bellend #illo_advent #Christmas
#illo_advent2020 #25DaysOfChristmas
If you like all this nonsense, maybe you’d like your your Christmas cards rude, silly and Sweary? Here are a few of mine... https://twitter.com/gingertotty/status/1332991887674912772
Also, Cos we’ve all run out of fucks this year! Here’s some spare ones, courtesy of me... https://twitter.com/gingertotty/status/1333085606948331520
Today I’m feeling childish
As I’m sure you all can see
Cos here’s an urchin and his pal
Shouting POO AND WEE
(And no I won’t be “growing up” -
you’re not the boss of me...
)
#illo_advent2020 #illustrator #childish
As I’m sure you all can see
Cos here’s an urchin and his pal
Shouting POO AND WEE
(And no I won’t be “growing up” -
you’re not the boss of me...
)#illo_advent2020 #illustrator #childish
It’s flippin’ dark, grey, cold and mis,
It’s pretty fucking crappy
So here’s my little sweary bee
To make you feel more happy
#adVENT
#adventcalendar
It’s pretty fucking crappy
So here’s my little sweary bee
To make you feel more happy
#adVENT
#adventcalendar
Eleven days to Christmas
It’s Monday and it’s cold
So here’s a narked-off Angler fish
If I might be so bold...
Oi Oi y’wankahs...
#AdventCalendar #advent #december #CountdowntoChristmas #25DaysOfChristmas
#illo_advent
It’s Monday and it’s cold
So here’s a narked-off Angler fish
If I might be so bold...
Oi Oi y’wankahs...#AdventCalendar #advent #december #CountdowntoChristmas #25DaysOfChristmas
#illo_advent
It REALLY is not long now
Till Turkey, pud and fizz
So while you wait,
here’s an angry bee
And a tortoise shouting JIZZ!
#AdVENT #25DaysOfChristmas #Christmas #advent_illo #adventcalendar2020
Till Turkey, pud and fizz
So while you wait,
here’s an angry bee
And a tortoise shouting JIZZ!
#AdVENT #25DaysOfChristmas
#Christmas #advent_illo #adventcalendar2020
Bear lols, Fam...
It’s now December the 16th
And what’s on the agenda?
Why, it’s an angry polar bear
Shoutin’ ‘bout Pudenda!
#adVENT #AdventCalendar #illo_advent2020 #december
It’s now December the 16th
And what’s on the agenda?
Why, it’s an angry polar bear
Shoutin’ ‘bout Pudenda!
#adVENT #AdventCalendar #illo_advent2020 #december
