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Refs in your local area because I was bored - a thread
John Moss.
Happy go lucky kinda guy. Has a busybody wife that does all the talking. Hates conflict, loves pottering about the garden. Will chuckle at anything you say to him.
Happy go lucky kinda guy. Has a busybody wife that does all the talking. Hates conflict, loves pottering about the garden. Will chuckle at anything you say to him.
Michael Oliver.
Local bellend. Always seen speeding around in his Subaru Impreza with a personalised number plate. Treats his Mrs like shit but they've been together for years. Lives in a tracksuit and Ralph Lauren cap.
Local bellend. Always seen speeding around in his Subaru Impreza with a personalised number plate. Treats his Mrs like shit but they've been together for years. Lives in a tracksuit and Ralph Lauren cap.
Bobby Madley.
Was absolutely massive in high school but now he's lost loads of weight. Walks around like he's the terminator but he's soft as shit.
Was absolutely massive in high school but now he's lost loads of weight. Walks around like he's the terminator but he's soft as shit.
Craig Pawson.
Lost everything but working hard to get back on track. Sees the kids every other weekend. Some say he's got a drinking problem. His car is falling apart.
Lost everything but working hard to get back on track. Sees the kids every other weekend. Some say he's got a drinking problem. His car is falling apart.
Mike Dean.
What an arsehole. Talks to you through his ring doorbell if you even step a cm on to his drive. Real curtain twitcher. Writes to the council about every fucking thing.
What an arsehole. Talks to you through his ring doorbell if you even step a cm on to his drive. Real curtain twitcher. Writes to the council about every fucking thing.
Mark Clattenburg.
Literally shits money. Wife is absolutely stunning but he will still flirt with anything with a pulse. Men want to be him, women want to be with him.
Literally shits money. Wife is absolutely stunning but he will still flirt with anything with a pulse. Men want to be him, women want to be with him.
Lee Mason.
Something not quite right with him but you can't put your finger on it. Curtains always closed. Only comes out at night. Loads of dodgy rumours about him from back in the early 90s.
Something not quite right with him but you can't put your finger on it. Curtains always closed. Only comes out at night. Loads of dodgy rumours about him from back in the early 90s.
Anthony Taylor.
Never stops moving, always running. Enters tough mudder every year. Proper athlete. Still holds the cross country record for his school even though he left 25 years ago. Wears shorts even in December. Spends Christmas abroad.
Never stops moving, always running. Enters tough mudder every year. Proper athlete. Still holds the cross country record for his school even though he left 25 years ago. Wears shorts even in December. Spends Christmas abroad.
Kevin Friend.
Cleans his car every other day and spends the weekends down the caravan. Happy to lend you absolutely anything. Gets on with everyone except the family in number 18 but you never find out why.
Cleans his car every other day and spends the weekends down the caravan. Happy to lend you absolutely anything. Gets on with everyone except the family in number 18 but you never find out why.
Stuart Attwell.
Really fiery temper. Always rowing with the Mrs, loves slamming the car door. His dog is a nightmare and is always up the window going mental. You always get on with him because he's capable of making your life hell of you don't.
Really fiery temper. Always rowing with the Mrs, loves slamming the car door. His dog is a nightmare and is always up the window going mental. You always get on with him because he's capable of making your life hell of you don't.
