#Humor

chloë

chloeevansj

I may have done a lot of embarrassing things in my life, but my older sister actually once found a cabbage patch kids birth certificate in my moms filing cabinet,

Dan Harris

danbharris

Is the notion of self-love: A. Horribly cliched and annoying?B. Astonishingly helpful? A thread. Correct answer is C: both. I almost resent admitting this, but deploying strategies that I had

BobbyPiton

BobbyPiton3

I have been on #TweetStorms the past week... Fortunately, I'm at day 39 of this Journey and tomorrow is day 40. I'm hopeful my tweeting will drop off to chirps...

Sister Celluloid

sistercelluloid

Thread, My Elmer Bernstein story: When I was getting married, I wanted to walk down the aisle to the theme from To Kill a Mockingbird. My Dad, whom I lost

Alex Seitz-Wald

aseitzwald

Sometimes I’m stopped in my tracks by the memory that I grew up in an era where top commercial radio hits included bands/songs/albums called Butthole Surfers, Barenaked Ladies, Detachable Penis,

Bill Prady

billprady

Let's talk about two moments from the Super Bowl. First, the acknowledgment of the presence of police officers who defended the Capitol along with the family of fallen officer Brian

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spidaerman

[ Thread ]Reasons to watch Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts I made some graphics to show all the amazing factors that KATAOW has #KipoAndTheAgeOfTheWonderbeasts #Kipo Diverse characters & Incredible

Anjali Krishnakumar

dontlistentoanj

Love how small girls can somehow make their size such a big part of their personality and be like "ono I'm small and anger" While large girls have to basically

Henry Johnson

TalktoHenryJ

95% of people are bad negotiators and it’s costing them millions.This is especially true for people that are employees. Business owners are typically a little better.A thread/ Let’s start with

Kyle J. Howard

KyleJamesHoward

The fact that the first video he’s done is on “cancel culture” & after the pseudo-apology he gave is extremely revealing. Those in abuse work know this as “reframing the

ari ☕️

IaziestviIIager

streamers i mod for who deserve the world, a thread: - kat/moon @eggdropmoon: the first real friend i made here back in may who i’m grateful to still be friends

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gummyconcrete

stand up comedian sero hanta who does a set on his best friends hes got dry humor and the right pauses and sometimes between jokes he just stares at the

Humanoid History

HumanoidHistory

WD-40 began life in 1953 as a product of the Rocket Chemical Company, designed to protect the Atlas missile’s outer skin from rust and corrosion. Via @SDASM. If you are

visa is AFK working on @introspectVV

visakanv

"I would die for X" is one of those things people say colloquially that kinda contaminates the usefulness of language; people aren't even slightly serious when they say it I

*NotThePopularOpinion

Only_Grey

I understand the appearance of hypocrisay in this; I do. On the surface it seems that people are saying that all the DC films should be made with the Snyder/Ayer

T. R. Okuna

XivTroy

My experiential reality contends that South African women are the quintessence of womanhood: an ideal concoction of brain & brawn. The average Kenyan & Nigerian woman is a proper scandal.

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