#Humor

Josh Larky

jlarkytweets

|| DRAFTKINGS SORRY NOT SORRY THREAD || This was not a great DraftKings week for me. Allow me to explain why a week like this is not usually one where

Pepe 'The Punisher' Durham

ThePepeDurham

Obama depicted as Shiva, the Hindu God of Destruction.'Shiva's role is to destroy the universe in order to re-create it.'Newsweek November 22 2010 Barrack Obama on Cover (God of All

Kim Miklusak

MrsMiklusak

I've been thinking about the canon discussion on here this week. I was definitely a "teach the canon" person for the early part of my career & still think we

(piyali/peels) (she/hers)

peelspls

I've been hosting 1:1's for the @beondeck writing fellowship and the common question I've been getting is "How to write funnier?" Here's a short, common, and hopefully useful response: Step

Cabel

cabel

Very very glad that Apple Music is hiring amazing artists and making these wonderful, rich, beautiful animations And they're not afraid to try different styles, like this stop motion-y one

plugging deep godholes

SirCrunching

similar to anti-gun or anti-gym takes, anti-vidya takes invariably reveal 1. lack of first-hand experience and 2. emotional instability. you never see an anti-vidya argument from someone who has played

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DentesLeo

Imagine two or three of your best traits.Your absolutely most attractive characteristics.Not ones that exist, but ones that could exist.Ones that aren't exactly fantasy (Like being able to fly), but

esther

destielsjack

A thread of THANK YOU to the Supernatural cast: #ThankYouSupernatural Thank you so much, @jarpad. Thank you for a character that changed our lives forever. Thank you for allowing us

Matthew J. Peterson

docMJP

Here’s a middle aged husband and father tip thread: we get in “the tunnel” of kid-rearing d work, and things get robotic. You just put one foot in front of

Vermin Supreme (TM)

VerminSupreme

Counter protest de-escalation tips:(ongoing thread)1. If you spot assholes trying to ruin it for everyone, smoke a bowl with them. They throw less water bottles.2. Throw stuff = you’re getting

Bill Wagner

billwagner

A short thread on memories about Hank Aaron. He finished the 1973 season with 713 home runs. As we went into Sprint, my dad really wanted to see both 714

Gabrielle Drolet

gabrielledrolet

I didn't write as much as I would've liked this year, but still — I did a lot of work I'm proud of, and I'm excited to recap it.Here's everything

Leah #XFAQtor Williams

mymonsterischic

I know Armie Hammer discourse on this platform is 90% cannibalism jokes because people assume it’s too macabre to be real but I want to advise everyone against using your

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stargazeksj

This is why yalls “its just a joke” excuse doesn’t work. Majority of these idols can’t understand western internet humor and that goes for non native english speakers in general.

Carlos Osweda

COsweda

THREADI've been accused of being a narcissist and blowhard, the same accusations thrown at @realDonaldTrump.To prove that I'm NOT a narcissist, here's a thread about me and my thoughts about

Maggie Stiefvater

mstiefvater

Tomorrow I have my annual head MRI to see if the mass in there has grown, which means it's also the anniversary of when I decided to take a huge

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