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A long term Twitter follower asked yesterday, out of concern, under my latest photo, if I had lost weight.Yes, I replied, my ADHD pills screwed my appetite up and I
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Forgive the self-indulgence but I'm stuck on a train to Edinburgh with little to do, so I've decided to make a short thread of my favourite things I've worked on
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I GOT THAT JAILBIRD DICK #storytime #storytimethreads #storytimethread #thread #threads #freaky #freakythreads #freakythread so boom the day after D’jour was being a li eaty peaty(read that thread first) so the
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1.@MarkBurnettTV Fuck you@SpeakerRyan Fuck you@senatemajldr Faaaaaahk you@LindseyGrahamSC Foooohk you@tedcruz Vete a la mierda@Reince Fukk you@SarahHuckabee Phuk you and your gross father @GovMikeHuckabee @seanspicer Fuck you period.General
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The 6 types of men in a woman's harem°1. The Fuck Buddy: he fulfills her sexual needsConveys a raw sexuality and activates her moistnessShe may not necessarily 'like' himShe's just
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KUNYANDUA NEIBA P1Gitau ni boy flani neighbour wangu pale Saba Saba though tunaishi plot moja same building hatujawai ongea nae sijui mbona but tangu last week alikuwa ananigotea ka jana
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No one asked for this but if you're trying to decide what to gift someone you love and don't want to make garbage/be garbage/support garbage, here are some ideas: —
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25 life lessons and how to implement them in your life//THREAD// These lessons are trite.These lessons are my own.These lessons have profanity.These lessons were not edited.These lessons were made in
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I present to you exhibitionist SeroHe absolutely will flash his dick to his friends when they least expect it and when they scream he's like:"What? It's nothing you haven't seen
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A lot of normies want to normalize "cool" shit like sex work or dealing drugs because they desperately want the glamor associated with it but without taking any of the
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I walk outside and see a Democrat assaulting a member of my community. Do I attack the Democrat or the indifferent Republican watching from across the street? That’s why I
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Above and beyond all discourse on reviews, lists, tagging, whatever...I really dislike when "reviews are for readers" (as strongly as I agree with it) is used as a shield for
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they're the best disney princessed go argue with the wall Princesses wtf**** Idk if this is gonna become a hit tweet but putting this here, stream my husband besties anyways
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FUN FACT FRIDAYSelf-control, discipline, and delayed gratification are the keys to long-term success but many will find them too "difficult" and "boring" to master. Women who "slut-shame" fit, confident women
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I don't think it's shocking that if you tell middle & working class people you'll support thier families & not suck the teet of big captial & not do it's
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12 Days of Reply Guys On my first day of Twitter a reply guy sent to me:some advice and an “actually” On my second day of Twitter a reply
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