California 2030:

People are still wearing masks, because its important we keep people safe

Exalted Governor of Los Angeles travels to Gasoline city (formerly known as Bakersfield), to liaison w/ the other CA rulers from Computer village (formerly SF) & Cartel town (san Diego)
CA has depopulated by over 10 million people, but those people were extremists according to the Exalted Governor, & now we are safe

Safety is maintained by the order of Trust and Safety Officers, a joint venture between FANG companies

Here they patrol outside the google campus
Long Beach Harbor is now named 中美友谊港
(Chinese America Friendship Harbor) since its owned by China

-Unfortunately it sometimes attacked by pirates, who claim to be from Orange county and refused to leave the state after China bought most of it }

here is a picture of one
Education in CA is the best in the world (according to CA)

To ensure that children understand contribution of LGTBQ+ people , all classes are taught by intersex POC

While CA ranks last globally in all actual metrics (which are racist of course), its #1 in teaching "diversity"
CA's infrastructure is considered the worst in the country, but this because of climate change, which is because of racism, which is because of white people (because white supremacy)

To fight this, CA has switched to green energy, & has racism free electricity for 4 hours daily
California has a population of 2 million Unhomed persons (calling someone homeless was categorized as racist in 2023)

While they may have contributed to an 400% increase in crime, crime statistics were abolished in 2024, also for being racist

Here is beautiful Santa Monica
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