Read on Twitter
Thread: If we approached family planning the way the current administration approaches pandemic control.*
*Any resemblance to actual GOP reproductive health and family planning policy is coincidental and, in any case, too painful to contemplate.
*Any resemblance to actual GOP reproductive health and family planning policy is coincidental and, in any case, too painful to contemplate.
"I know the number of conceptions has exploded over the past six months, but there's nothing to worry about. We're simply not seeing an increase in births."
“We can’t advocate for condom use, because it would give people a false of sense of security.”
(nod to @DrMarkSchlissel)
(nod to @DrMarkSchlissel)
"Pregnancy, Pregnancy, Pregnancy! If we didn’t test so much and so successfully, we would have very few pregnancies. If you test 40,000,000 people, you are going to have many pregnancies."
"So I told my people to slow down the testing."
"So I told my people to slow down the testing."
“Why would anyone use birth control? The pill is only 91% effective in practice, whereas being pregnant is over 99.99% preventative against further pregnancy.”
To be continued. Leave your suggestions in the comments, and I'll steal them.
"For women over 55, intercourse carries no more risk of pregnancy than watching TV"
