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What follows is a brief accounting of the names my three-year-old daughter Charlie has given her Hot Wheels
Starla McElroy
Bubble Guppy
Burnder Backelboy
Rick Starter
Harder Gurber
Pleeper
The Roommate
He’s Goin’ Down the Hill. This is the name. I clarified repeatedly.
From left to right: The Cook, Snowglider and Skipper
“Street Locker”
“Road Joke”
“Shine Sparkle”
“Glitter Moon”
She’s still got it, by the way. When Cooper suggested we name our Elf on the Shelf “TV”, Charlie said it should stand for “Tiffany Ventriloquist” before pivoting to the name ... “Ronnie Snowflake”
