A thread on the biggest rustler in English football;

Leicester’s Jamie Vardy.
The season is 13/14, Away to promotion rivals QPR. Wins us the game 1-0 and rustles their fans in the process.
THAT great escape goal away to West Brom. Some Leicester fans had been slating him during the season, saying he wasn’t good enough to play in the Premier League. He scored a 90th minute winner.
15/16, title winning season. West Brom, again. The start of some constant rustling down that corner of the pitch.
15/16. 3-0 up away to the champions. He rustles.
15/16. Wins a penalty, rustles Giroud who tries to put him off and nearly brings Monreal to tears.
15/16. Breaks the record against Man United. A bunch of fans that already dislike him. Pure emotion
15/16. The day he was crowned a Champion, he still had time to rustle.
16/17. After a summer of rustling the Welsh at the Euros, we played Swansea, the 3rd game into the new season. Do I need to say anymore?
16/17. Away to Spurs, the team that thought they were in a title race, but ended up coming 3rd. He points to the champions badge.
16/17. The rustling graces the Champions League. @SamNasri19 hasn’t been the same since. Another victim.
16/17. Away to West Ham. He doesn’t even score but he rustles. Elite mentality.
16/17, away to West Ham. Same game, another rustle. Bowing to his fans in the West Ham end.
16/17, away to West Brom. THAT corner again.
17/18, away to Arsenal. 1st game of the season. After rejecting them in the past to stay at Leicester, they remain sour. He rustles.
17/18, away to Huddersfield. Trademark Vardy penalty. Trademark Vardy celebration.
17/18. Claude Puel’s first game as manager, at home to Everton. Jamie still has time for a mini rustle.
17/18. At home to Spurs. Just after they finished chanting about his wife, he buries them. Champion.
17/18, away to Man City. Only a little rustle out of respect to the runaway leaders. Pep Guardiola may be the best coach in the world but he can’t handle coming up against Jamie Vardy.
17/18. THAT West Brom corner again, screaming ‘me’ and ‘what’ at the fans watching on. Iconic.
Will add more as and when they happen. Also if I’ve forgot any I will add them when they come to mind.
Can’t believe I forgot about this. Multilingual Rustling.
13/14. Away to Nottingham forest.
15/16, away to Swansea. Misses a chance but the bit after is almost as good as a goal anyway.
17/18, at home to Bournemouth. Mahrez wonder strike but watch Vardys reaction on top of Begovic. Hero.
15/16. Swansea, again. When he and Mahrez ruined Ashley Williams so bad, that Williams chased Mahrez to the Leicester team bus.
13/14, Bolton at home. 6ft ‘6 Zat Knight was wound up so badly he tried to choke slam JV9. Bad decision.
13/14. Sheffield Wednesday fan scores away at Barnsley. Only one thing on his mind.
14/15. His first Premier League start, he becomes the most hated man in Manchester. Part 1
Part 2. Rooney’s head was going to explode after the second penalty. The first time the premier league had experienced Vardy at his very best.
After spurs bottled a 2-0 lead against Chelsea and Leicester were confirmed champions, he cyber rustled England teammate Harry Kane.
17/18. The day Aymeric Laporte met JV9. The reactions of both say it all.
18/19. Away to West Ham, a ground his rustling is familiar with. Being booed all game, West Ham fans won’t ever learn.
19/20. Sheffield Wednesday Fan Jamie Vardy scores away at Sheffield united, enough said.
19/20. Burnley fans start singing about Rebekah Vardy after reports came out about her selling stories to the Sun, so guess who scores and runs down the other end of the pitch to celebrate in front of them? It’s.....................Jamie Vardy
19/20. Southampton away. Bagging a Hatty in a record breaking win. Southampton fans sing about his wife, Vardy scores. Also shushing the Southampton fans after he made it 9-0, ELITE mentality.
19/20. Crystal Palace away. Chants about Rebekah Vardy being a grass sung by the 30 palace fans in the ‘ultras’ corner. Vardy scores and celebrates accordingly. Palace ‘ultras’ in absolute bits, tears everywhere.
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