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"How many Snokes should we order?"
"100."
"Do you think they'll sell?"
"Yeah, of course!"
"100."
"Do you think they'll sell?"
"Yeah, of course!"
I literally checked on the Snokes from my tweet last night. Here's how they've been selling.
Here's another update on how they're selling.
"So...we haven't sold any Snokes yet. I'm not sure what we should do."
"Stock more Snokes?"
"You know what? That's just stupid enough to work."
"Stock more Snokes?"
"You know what? That's just stupid enough to work."
I decided to go to a different Target to check out their Snokes situation and
Another update on the Snokes situation from tonight.
From today
Another vital update.
I'm going to keep doing this until every damned Snoke is gone.
My tweet from the future:
"The Last Jedi came out like 10 years ago. Shouldn't we remove some of these Sno--"
"Get out of my sight, Mark. You make me sick."
"The Last Jedi came out like 10 years ago. Shouldn't we remove some of these Sno--"
"Get out of my sight, Mark. You make me sick."
I went to a different Target and came across an interesting Star Wars display.
They're almost all gone!
Just kidding. They're all here still.
Still here, but one of them is attempting to escape.
Oh, and there are some new Snokes in stock! So far it appears as if none of them have sold.
"The Snokes still haven't sold, sir. Not a single one. I think we should be honest with ourselves and--"
"Stock more Snokes, only a more detailed version? I was thinking the same thing!"
"Stock more Snokes, only a more detailed version? I was thinking the same thing!"
I almost bought one of the Snoke pops as a special gift to myself, but then I thought...nah.
A different Target.
And...some more.
I've created a very important wish list for myself. https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/11495E0NYF9VE
Checked on the Snokes in the secondary Target store.
A few of them have been separated from the main group.
More lonely Snokes, away from the horde.
Don't worry. They're all still here.
Boo
No, YOU go to Target too often.
Still there.
And...some more.
Someone used force push on the Snokes!
Oh no. All the Snokes are gone.
Just kidding. I think there's even more than before.
Due to Black Friday, almost all the Pop toys were gone. Thankfully, I still spotted a large group of you know who.
Most of the Pop shelves were almost empty tonight, but the Snokes are still going strong.
Sorry I haven't checked in a while.
They're...almost all gone...
It feels like the end of an era.
There's more of them again!
They're scattered about the other pop shelves as well. I don't know where they've been hiding, but they're back, and I couldn't be...happier?
Should I buy one?
They're still here.
I rearranged the displays a bit.
This is probably the only epic I'll ever write
But, this is the best epic I've ever lived.
It looks like there are only a few left!
False alarm. They moved some of the Snokes to a different display.
Now there are Snokes in the electronics section and the toy section. Perhaps they think more visibility will get them sold?
"Sir, they're still not selling. Maybe we should consider putting them--"
"Yes, I know what you're gonna say, and I agree! Let's put them everywhere in the store."
"That's not what I--"
"We'll put them in the freezers and inside pockets! Great plan, Hubert!"
"That's not my name."
"Yes, I know what you're gonna say, and I agree! Let's put them everywhere in the store."
"That's not what I--"
"We'll put them in the freezers and inside pockets! Great plan, Hubert!"
"That's not my name."
They moved all the Snokes away from the Star Wars display, back to the Funko area. And they're hiding most of the Snokes behind other Pops.
Sometimes I feel tempted to buy all the remaining Snokes, but then I remember that bad ideas are bad and I shouldn't realize them.
The Snokes are still hidden away. Poor guys.
Sometimes I worry that one day I'll go to Target, and all the Snokes will be gone. And sometimes I worry that the Snokes will be there forever. I don't know which is worse.
I only count 7 Snokes remaining throughout the display.
Should I buy one while I have the chance, or should I let the opportunity slip through my fingers?
What do I do after the last Snoke sells? What will my life become? Who will I be?
Important update: there are only four left. After all these years...they've almost accomplished the improbable.
I still haven't purchased one.
Me: *goes into Target to buy the last Snoke*
*Snoke is sold out*
Me: *cries a single tear that glows like a lightsaber*
Me: *body splits in half*
*Snoke is sold out*
Me: *cries a single tear that glows like a lightsaber*
Me: *body splits in half*
Important update! Still four left.
Another important update!
"Sir, I can't believe I'm saying this, but we've almost sold out of Snokes."
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Probably not."
"Let's stock more Snokes."
"Sir? We can't just--"
"It's decided! Bring on the Snokes!"
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Probably not."
"Let's stock more Snokes."
"Sir? We can't just--"
"It's decided! Bring on the Snokes!"
I can't believe they have so many more than last time...
I honestly thought this saga would have ended by now. I suppose it will go on forever. That's life.
Important update:
Big news, everyone! There are only two remaining.
I guess the Skywalker saga is truly coming to an end...
There's a chance that I'll be at Target when there's only one Snoke left. Should I buy it?
If I buy the Snoke, should I...should I eat it?
It's...the final Snoke...
Should I...get him?
I got him.
The End
*a single tear rolls down my cheek*
