AIN’T NO WAY.

THERE GOES THAT RED SHIRT AGAIN

THIS NIGGA REALLY AIN’T KNOW HOW TO ACT WHEN HE THREW THAT RED SHIRT ON

THEY HAD TO PUT MIKE ON TIMEOUT FOR BUGGIN TF OUT IN THEM LAST 3 PICS

THE REAL KING OF POP.

I’LL BE BACK IN THE MORNING

“IF I MICHAEL JACKSON THE KING OF POP TOLD YOU THAT I DID ALL THIS WILD SHIT IN ONE DAY WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME?”

THE ONE TIME THEY TRIED TO CHANGE THE RED SHIRT FABRIC IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET MIKE TO CHILL ... THEIR PLAN BACKFIRED LIKE FUCK

LABEL EXECS:

“C’MON MIKE STOP PLAYING AND PUT THE GLASSES SO WE CAN TAKE THIS PICTURE AND BE DONE”

MJ:

“THEY ARE ON!”

“I AIN’T NEVER TAKING THIS SHIRT OFF.”

DID SOMEBODY SAY RED ... SHIRT?

OG “RED SHIRT” JACKSON

WHAT RED SHIRT?!

“REACHING OOOOUUUT ... TO GRAB MY RED SHIRT” -

“NIGGA WHAT YOU MEEEAAANN YALL RAN OUTTA RED SHIRTS?!”

BOY SIT YA $5 ASS DOWN BEFORE I MAKE CHANGE, NOW I’M GON ASK YOU ONE MORE TIME...

NAH FUCK THAT CHILL SHIT WHERE IS MY HAT I LET YOU BORROW LAST WEEK FOOL

SALL GOOD LONG AS MY SHIRT RED AND I GOT MY HAT BACK FROM THAT FUCK NIGGA I’M CHILLIN

DRY CLEANER:

“SORRY MR. JACKSON TRY STOPPING BY TOMORROW YOUR SHIRT SHOULD BE READY FOR PICK UP”

MJ:

“AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

I WONDER WHY NIGGAS ALWAYS TRYING ME WHEN I WEAR THIS

BARBARA WALTERS:

“MICHAEL LET’S TALK BILLIE JEAN ONE OF YOUR GREATEST SONGS TO DATE ... BUT WE STILL WANNA KNOW WHO WAS SHE”

MJ:

“BARBARA C’MON NOW YOU KNOW I AIN’T GOT NO DAMN KIDS”

MAN I HOPE THE HOMIES BACK IN INDIANA DON’T SEE ALL THIS WILD SHIT I BEEN ON SINCE I DIPPED...

I SHOULDA STAYED IN THE CAR.

BITCH LET GO OF MY HAND.

MGMT:

LOOKS LIKE ALL THE DEPARTMENT STORES IN THE AREA ARE OUT OF RED SHIRTS, WANT ANOTHER COLOR?

MJ:

YOU’RE FIRED.

“ONLY PLAY THE RED KEYS FOR THIS SONG QUINCY ... I’M BACK ON MY BULLSHIT.”

MADONNA:

“MICHAEL I’M SO FLATTERED THAT YOU ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE AND GOT ME A GIFT TOO!”

MJ:

“GIFT?!! GIRL THIS THE NEW RED SHIRT I ORDERED FROM SOME CATALOGUE LAST WEEK”

MADONNA:

*leavesneverlandranch*

I’M BACK.

THE ACADEMY:

“THE AWARD FOR BEST ACTOR GOES TO ....*drumroll*

FLEX ALEXANDER!
(Where’s The Blow)

this will be the second Oscar he’ll be taking from this evening’s ceremony.”

“WHERE’S THE FUCKING BLOW MAN”

“THIS AIN’T EVEN THE BABY I WANTED, HURRY UP AND TAKE THE DAMN PICTURE BEFORE I MAIL HIM BACK.”

WE MADE IT TO @Complex YALL!

article written by @JoshuaLEspinoza

https://www.complex.com/music/2018/11/michael-jackson-red-shirt-twitter-thread