Neighbourhood Watch, somewhere in the accursed 'Jannat'!
Hot Kashmiri Chillies!
#Kashmir
Angels of Death lie in wait for those they do 'business' with!
Shri Carl Gustav travels practically every nook any cranny of #Kashmir on strong shoulders that in turn, have full faith in him!
Shri Carl Gustav da jawab nahi!!
#ArmyInKashmir
Shri Carl Gustav seems bitten by a serious travel bug.
Can often be seen hitching rides atop soldiers' shoulders!
#ArmyInKashmir
Lo ji, Shri Carl Gustav ka bhojan bhi aa gaya!
#ArmyInKashmir
Guy 1: Ye dhuan kya ud raha hai?
Guy 2: Shri Carl Gustav ko kisi baat pe gussa aaya hoga shayad
😂
#ArmyInKashmir
Just got an angry ping from Shri Dragunov.
'Hum Kya Bhatoore Tal Rahe Hain 'Jannat' mein?', he asked!
#ArmyInKashmir
All this talk between Shri Carl Gustav and Shri Dragunov had an unimpressed observer - The Good Old Mr Bren!
#ArmyInKashmir
Good Old Mr Bren, his 'burps' are often the last sounds heard by his 'business partners'!
#ArmyInKashmir
Friend: What exactly do you do in the Army?
This Guy: Nothing, I mostly just sit on my bum!
:D
#ArmyInKashmir
Well, sometimes we do get tired of sitting on our bums.
In such times we improvise different styles of lying down too!
#ArmyInKashmir
Oh, and we also do the noble work of allowing people click their 'heroes', say a Burhan Wani, without any hassle!
#ArmyInKashmir
We love our guests from across so much that whenever we hear they are in town, we run as fast as we can, to 'greet' them!
#ArmyInKashmir
This Jannat Trip for scum is sponsored by Asian Paints!
#ArmyInKashmir
Shri Carl Gustav is truly a legend .. after a few 'chhota pegs' it doesn't even matter how he goes about his 'business'!!
#ArmyInKashmir is the 'Apple of Our Eyes'!
#ArmyInKashmir
Jinki Nazaron Mein Hum Achhe Nahi...
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Wo BC Apni Aankhon Ka Ilaaj Karwaye!
#ArmyInKashmir
Redefining 'Adventure' Tourism and offering free joy rides, Major Gogoi style!
#ArmyInKashmir
No life is expendable .. unless they ask for it!
#ArmyInKashmir
MY land
Period.

Feel free to disagree .. but at your own peril!
#ArmyInKashmir
At times, such as after the latest operation in Bandipur, we also end up creating demand and supply problems in the worlds beyond!
#ArmyInKashmir
Oh, and our 'Moochhein' can give a run for his money to Sh Nathulal Ji too!
#ArmyInKashmir
If looks could kill, they would be something like this one's!
#ArmyInKashmir
Sometimes the Good Old Mr Bren hitches a ride with someone very nearly his own size. Literally!
It's not the height, but the heart that matters in a fight, and this lad from Lachit Barphukan's lands surely has plenty of that!
#ArmyInKashmir
Inko jaldi thee
Ye chale gaye :(
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Lekin fotu toh banta hai!
#ArmyInKashmir
To err is human.
To forgive is NOT company policy!
#JustSaying
#ArmyInKashmir
Mr Dragunov - All dressed up to see off yet another lucky guy to his 72!
#ArmyInKashmir
Who needs cubicles in their office!
#ArmyInKashmir
We also evict unwanted 'tenants'. In style!
#ArmyInKashmir
Just another day at work .. doing some 'Window Shopping'!
#ArmyInKashmir
THIS is how it began - on 27 Oct 1947
This is how it has been since
And this is how it shall continue to be!

(Photo: Men of 1st Battalion The Sikh Regiment flying to Srinagar)
#ArmyInKashmir
We do some occasional graffiti too .. turning Musa Bhai into Samosa Bhai!
#ArmyInKashmir
'Tree Huggers' et al!
#ArmyInKashmir
Pelt us with stones all that you want, but come hell or high water, we'll be there to rescue your backsides.
That's a promise!
#ArmyInKashmir
Our Abode in the Vale - On the Edge!
#ArmyInKashmir
The Bottomline - Live and Let Die!
#ArmyInKashmir
'nuff said!
#ArmyInKashmir
"For those I love, I WILL sacrifice."
Period
#ArmyInKashmir
Dispensing 'freedom', 7.62 x 39 mm at a time!
'Freedom' that has a nice 'ring' to it .. and a bit of recoil!
#ArmyInKashmir
'Is that a mortar in that guy's hand, or is he merely 'excited' to see me?'
No one will tell you this, but THESE were the actual last words of Swargiya Shri Samir 'Tiger' of Hizbul Mujahideen to Major Shukla!
:D
#ArmyInKashmir
A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers!
#ArmyInKashmir
The secret why we still persevere despite all odds we face - The Lord himself travels with us, and blesses the lands we walk upon! https://twitter.com/DrShobha/status/1043928651925016577
#ArmyInKashmir
जिस कश्मीर को खून से सींचा
वो कश्मीर हमारा है
#ArmyInKashmir
We deliver where even the famed 'Mumbai Dabbawalas' cannot!
#ArmyInKashmir
अहिंसा परमो धर्मः
धर्म हिंसा तथैव च:
#ArmyInKashmir
Then there are times when we put even the most seasoned of Yoga practitioners to shame!
#ArmyInKashmir
We are all gypsies .. I pun you not!
😎
#ArmyInKashmir
Midwifing a new generation of Indians .. figuratively of course!
#ArmyInKashmir
Without Fear
Without Pity
Without Remorse
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With Cold Steel
And of course, Punjabi Swag!
😎
#ArmyInKashmir

जानी.. हम तुमको गोली भी मारेंगे, और अगर तुम बच गये तो अस्पताल भी तुमको हम ही लेकर जायेंगे.
कोई शक़?
😁
#ArmyInKashmir
And then there are times when we also bring out the hidden poets in folks, thanks to our guns answering 'social media savvy' morons!
#ArmyInKashmir
What is the one thing even deadlier than an AK47?
A Veer Madrasi with half a face occupied by that massive moustache of course!
#ArmyInKashmir
MY land.
Period.
#ArmyInKashmir
Wherever our Balwan Jats travel, our Rohtak travels with them!
Koi Shaq?
😂 https://twitter.com/CestMoiz/status/1248273621400686593
#ArmyInKashmir
साक्षात विघ्नहर्ता looks over us.. No wonder we prevail.. ALWAYS!
#ArmyInKashmir
Such masked faces are probably the last thing that many 'visitors' from across see before being dispatched for a rendezvous with 72 virgins!
Now whether the said rendezvous itself is marred by nightmares of these masked men, is something that cannot be confirmed!
#ArmyInKashmir
Without Fear .. Without Pity .. Without Remorse ..

From Anti Tank Missiles to Tank Guns - Teaching the Brown Panted Pakistanis how to fly, one body part at a time!

Btw, plz do cover your ears at about the 46 second mark .. unless you are into Punjabi expletives!
#ArmyInKashmir
Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj instilled terror in Mughal ranks a few centuries ago.
His descendants continue to invoke his name as they carry on this fight against the self-proclaimed descendants of the same Mughals that occupy our lands and call it Pakistan!
#ArmyInKashmir
Bringing 'dreamers' back to reality, since decades!
#ArmyInKashmir
Vighnharta hain hum!
😎
#ArmyInKashmir
Did someone say #BlackAndWhiteChallenge, hainji?
:D
#ArmyInKashmir
Ajee Hum Se Bach Kar, Kahaan Jaiyega ..
😎
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