#GreatPumpkin

If Peanuts' cartoons don't make you feel how they make me feel I can't help you #ItsTheGreatPumpkinCharlieBrown

The music choices by Charles Schultz. Man. This dude just gets me

Lucy Van Pelt. The GOAT

To the uninformed Snoopy is the most fun character in the Peanuts gang but Lucy Van Pelt is the MVP

Y'all hate Lucy cuz of the whole football thing but you're missing the point. She was teaching stupid Charlie Brown about life

Every time Charlie Brown missed that football and every time Lucy gave him another shot she was saying "life don't give a fuck about you"

I will defend the honor of Lucy Van Pelt every chance I get. She has to deal with this bald kid and her stupid brother. She's a gem

CHARLIE BROWN EVEN SAYS HE KNOWS IT'S GONNA HAPPEN AND HE GOES FOR IT ANYWAY. stupid muthafucka

I love these cartoons so much

All Lucy was doing was steeling Charlie Brown and Linus for what the real world was gonna be like. Rough

Lucy knew about notary publics and had a successful advice stand. Guarantee you she destroyed the glass ceiling and became a CEO

Meanwhile you know Linus and Sally Brown grew up to get married and live in Charlie Brown's parents basement

Take all of your Lucy Van Pelt anger and shift it where it belongs. Charlie Brown's parents (and Violet)

Lucy was basically Charlie Brown's guardian angel and his dumb ass refused to listen. See it from Lucy's perspective. She was frustrated

Say one thing for Sally. She was ride or die for Linus. She was all up in that pumpkin patch with that lame

Seriously, somebody needs to call the police on Pigpen's parents. This shit is disgraceful #GreatPumpkin

LUCY TRIED TO TALK SENSE INTO LINUS. SHE TRIED! SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO TRY! SHE COULDA JUST BOUNCED. BUT SHE CARED SO SHE KEPT TRYING!

Who did Charles Schultz know that inspired Pigpen? That nigga should be ashamed of himself

Sally to Linus are every white girl in Boston who constantly complains about her Chainsmokers looking BF but refuses to stop fucking them

WHAT STUPID KID GIVES UP A NIGHT OF FREE CANDY TO CHILL IN A GAWD DAMN PUMPKIN PATCH WITH AN IDIOT? #GreatPumpkin

Lucy Van Pelt, who you all hate, is out here getting EXTRA GAWD DAMN candy for her stupid brother. Why? Because she CARES. Haters

Lucy didn't have to get him candy. She had to explain her brother to EVERY damn house. Imagine the frustration. Lucy Van Pelt is an angel

Let's not gloss over her negotiating skills either. She's getting double the candy at every house. That's not an easy feat

Ok, Charlie Brown can't put together a ghost costume but Sally could. I wanna say that Sally is smart but there's that whole Linus thing

I will say while Charlie Brown IS A blockhead these adults who keeping giving an 8 year old rocks should have their houses taken away

Ahhhhh Snoopy. Snoopy was a G. The Dylan McKay of the Peanuts universe. He didn't give a fuck what YOU think. Everything he does is cool

Snoopy was flying on his sopwith camel and having REAL battles with WWII nazis because he was high as hell. My nigga

Sally is gonna make some QUESTIONABLE dating decisions when she gets older. Nothing about her situation with Linus can convince me otherwise

Later tonight, in a weed haze, Snoopy is gonna eat all of Charlie Brown's rocks #GreatPumpkin

Lucy was about to give Violet those hands for talking shit during bobbing for apples

Lucy married Schroeder. She's a CEO. He's in the NY Philharmonic. They have a condo in the village. Their kids are assholes #GreatPumpkin

Sally realizing there's no Great Pumpkin is every Boston white girl realizing that her BF wears the same shirts as all of his friends

Sally is CUSSING Linus out! But she'll be back. Cuz she's dumb. They're both dumb. Sally and Linus' dumb asses were made for each other

And we come back to the GOAT Lucy Van Pelt

Lucy wakes up at 4am. Sees Linus isn't in his bed. Rolls her eyes cuz she KNEW his dumb ass wouldn't be there. Goes in the cold to get him

Imagine having all that stupidity to deal with? We just see the specials. Lucy had to deal with Linus' dumb shit EVERY DAMN DAY!

Whatever Lucy got for allowance wasn't nearly enough

This is the beginning of the Peanuts holiday season and, like other years, I'll be right here defending the legend Lucy Van Pelt throughout