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May just said I was so funny
May just said I need to tweet more
May just said she wanted to break some hearts but the only heart she ended up breaking was her own
May just said she wanked to a gif on Reddit
May just messaged someone on tinder saying “hey thomas do you like hommas?”
May just said piers morgan was fit
May just said If she was a dog she’d definitely wear a coat
Ed just said this thread was “absolute drivel”
May just said the song pretty in pink was written about me!
May just said I smell sweet like a “little woman”
May just said there’s more to life than meat and people don’t realise that
May just said she had to use her passport to have a wank
