i) I see Gen Z came with bazookas to a knife fight. But what’s the fuzz about? FK and Moe should have known coconut head children, do not take prisoners😅

Now let’s see what’s peculiar to each Generation:

Gen Alpha (21st Century children) are mostly the children of Millennials.
ii) Gen Alphas; were born early in 2010, they are 11 years today. So they are not on the internet. Therefore, we shall spare them the violence.😊

Millennials (Gen Y) were born between 1981 to 1996. Millennials are the children of Baby boomers (those who bastardized Nigeria).
iii) Millennials are the parents of Gen Alphas. They are the last generation that enjoyed Nigeria. The 2go & Blackberry generation. They used the kobo, showered & danced naked in the rain.

Millennials are the Fintech bosses, CEOs of most Social Media Giants & internet companies.
iv) Gen Z? Hmmm...

The Internet Generation (keyboard Warriors). Popularly called the Soro Soke Generation. The Coconut head Generation. With lots of energies, we can drag anything & anybody. Gen Z are the “giveaway generation.”😅

We mostly lack knowledge of history.
v) Gen Z (Zoomers) were born between 1996 to 2010. We are the #EndSARS Warriors. Most of us were born by Boomers but some of us by Millennials.

You can drag Adamu Garba & Lai Mohammed, until cows starts to cry. We don’t take prisoners. Most of us are broke, but we gat swag.😜
vi) Gen X.
Born between 1965 to 1980, Gen X were born immediately after baby boomers, before the Millennials.

Gen X are often called the parents of Millennials & the Coconut heads - Soro Soke Generation.
vii) Baby boomers.

Baby boomers were born between 1946-1964. The children born immediately after WWII. Boomers are the parents of Gen X & Millennials.

Boomers are the generation “gaslighting the entire country.” They are the ones that destroyed Nigeria. The analog generation.
viii) Baby Boomers are the killer generation. They killed #EndSARS protesters, destroyed the Naira, hiked petrol price, gave us the Boko Haram & the bandits.

Boomers will tell you - “respect constituted authorities, respect your leaders.” They are matter, just occupying space.😅
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