Ted Cruz looks like Paul Bearer's less charismatic brother.
Ted Cruz looks like Paul Bearer's less charismatic brother.
Ted Cruz looks like Paul Bearer's less charismatic brother.
Ted Cruz looks like Krang's robot body tried to become a serious poet.
Ted Cruz looks like Krang's robot body tried to become a serious poet.
Ted Cruz looks like Krang's robot body tried to become a serious poet.
Ted Cruz looks like Hans Gruber if he passed over Nakatomi Tower and chose to rob the Make a Wish Foundation of all the wishes.
Ted Cruz looks like Hans Gruber if he passed over Nakatomi Tower and chose to rob the Make a Wish Foundation of all the wishes.
Ted Cruz looks like Hans Gruber if he passed over Nakatomi Tower and chose to rob the Make a Wish Foundation of all the wishes.
Ted Cruz looks like the Godfather if the offer he was making that you couldn't refuse was for bulk discount porno and a car that smells like a dead body.
Ted Cruz looks like the Godfather if the offer he was making that you couldn't refuse was for bulk discount porno and a car that smells like a dead body.
Ted Cruz looks like the Godfather if the offer he was making that you couldn't refuse was for bulk discount porno and a car that smells like a dead body.
Ted Cruz looks like an Easter Island head that saw itself in the mirror and went back to bed for the whole fucking week.
Ted Cruz looks like an Easter Island head that saw itself in the mirror and went back to bed for the whole fucking week.
Ted Cruz looks like an Easter Island head that saw itself in the mirror and went back to bed for the whole fucking week.
Ted Cruz looks like Lady Elaine gave up.
Ted Cruz looks like Lady Elaine gave up.
Ted Cruz looks like Lady Elaine gave up.
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