Excellent memory of a Blackpool hotel. It was 2005, I was there for a ballroom competition. I’d topped up my gradual tan and was nodding off when I was awoken by the mother of all cat fights between two properly trollied women who were both lusting over the same lad called Daz. https://twitter.com/oscarhy125/status/1362036625203724289

Spent at least an hour listening to them shouting and crying and running up and down the halls in their kitten heels with their Claire’s bangles clattering, until one of them shouted: “you’re so selfish, you know I’ve never had a holiday romance!!!!” Honestly iconic.

Anyway all that tanning was for nothing, so pale that you literally cannot see my face