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Many missed the epic trolling by the McTurtle last summer with this suit. Yes an 'Obama' Tan suit, that the McTurtle wore to a meeting with Trump in the White House? What was that about?

Lemme tell you about Oval Attire
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Do you remember this dude? Trump's master? A Russian Dictator named Vladimir Putin. He bankrolled Trump's 2016 Presidential campaign - AND he funded many GOP candidates in 2016 cycle

For some reason Putin bailed on Trump in early 2020. Mitch found out
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Trump & #MoscowMitch McTurtle had formed an evil pact - not unlike Hitler & Stalin's Non-Aggression pact. Like Hitler & Stalin in WW2 - both signed pact intending to buy time before breaking it unilaterally - so too Trump & Mitch distrusted each other
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Trump is an imbecile. The McTurtle played Trump

Trump signed Mitch's tax cuts for millionaires

Mitch refused Trump's pet project, the Wall, forcing Trump to SHUT DOWN HIS OWN government, to no avail

Mitch ran his own judges to courts, Trump signed
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Sometime late 2019 or early 2020 Putin bailed on Trump. He cut off Trump's support - guaranteeing Trump will lose the 2020 election with Joe Biden. We still don't know why. My guess is it was Pompeo's dumb move to assassinate that Iranian General.
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Because Putin had ALSO funded GOP (via the NRA), #MoscowMitch McTurtle found out that Putin had cut his funding for 2020. Mitch had to make calculation: either Trump or the Senate. Of course Mitch picked his GOP Senate control over Trump's re-election
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That is what the 20 July 2020 tan suit was about. #MoscowMitch McTurtle was TROLLING Trump. Mitch knew his SUIT COLOR will get all the attention he wants. In that meeting, privately, Mitch told Trump the GOP Senate is abandoning Trump for November
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Mitch told Trump the GOP Senators will not campaign with Trump, they will be for themselves; AND that Mitch will direct GOP donors to prioritize the Senate, because Trump will lose in November. It was like Hitler tearing up his pact with Stalin
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The Tan Suit meeting was intended to be last time Mitch ever spoke to Trump. That held until RBG died, then Mitch contacted Trump about his SCOTUS Justice need. And after that SCOTUS appointment Mitch has not spoken to Trump

Tan suit: Epic trolling
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