Alright @RantsByDesign, time to see what all the hubbub is about lol
This is a Breakfast club reaction account now. Y’all might wanna mute lol
Oh god, opening credits were really opening credits back then lol
I feel like I’ll recognize at least half these scenes just from cultural osmosis lol
I’m totally the girl who goes straight to the back
Stuck in a room all day with no cell phone? How did y’all do it!?
I don’t know any of these characters names so I’m just gonna go by descriptors...
Fucking gloves guy gives off big debate bro energy. Not liking him so far...
Woah, throwing out the F word!? This is totally the 80’s 😬😬😬
Can’t believe gloves (who is apparently named Bender) stole Bart Simpsons catch phrase!
Looks like redhead is falling for Bender? Guess unscrewing doors was considered a Chad move in the 80’s
Y’all, I don’t think they started those essays yet...
Bless nerd boy’s heart. He’s just trying to fit in...
Bender over here raising all the red flags. I hope him and the redhead don’t get together now. Yikes...
Oh shit, quiet girl got the knife! Oh fuck!
If quiet girl stabs jock boy while they’re alone this will be the best movie ever!
Took me too long to recognize the redhead as Molly Ringwald lol.

She’s molly from now on
Quiet girl continues to be me. Making a boss ass sandwich and shit
Nerdy dude eats PB & J with the crusts cut off... and now I am fine with all three male characters dying
Damn, Bender dropping the sad family life... oof
Ew, what the fuck was in the teacher’s cup!?
Y’all, I don’t think they’ve started those essays yet!
Fucking needy kid is a narc. Fuck him
*nerdy
Oh shit, oh fuck! Quiet girl stole the lock!
Bender taking one for the team...
Pretty funny how the teacher knows Bender cares about his weed more than his own family
Woah, never mind, this teacher is a piece of shit. Fuck him
Oh shit, they’re about to get high! Let’s go!
Come on quiet girl, get high with your new friends 🥺
Pretty sure jock guy smoked something completely different if you know what I mean...
Don’t poly shame Bender, Molly. Shame on you! 😡
That’s a lot of shit in that bag!
Quiet girl finally opening up... Looks like something going on between her and jock guy...
“I would do anything sexual I don’t even need the million dollars”

Well alright quiet girl. You do you
Except fuck your therapist. That’s a pretty big no no
Damn, I was hoping this story about taping someone’s buttcheeks together was gonna be funny. Shit...
Though the fact he literally assaulted someone and only got one day of detention is pretty fucked up
There’s definitely a joke to be had about that lipstick trick, but I don’t know how old Molly is at this point so I rather not 😬😬😬
Just saying, if any of them was Black, the others definitely wouldn’t talk to them in the halls in front of their friends lol
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