Every day I go to McDonald's and get a cup of coffee. Every day Patrick gives me that cup of coffee. The second I pull up he says over the speaker "Tara? One hot coffee coming up"

Today we had a very different convo.

Me: You know computers?

Him: No. I suck at them.
Me: Isn't that funny? I suck at them too. Listen, I'm the IT Dir down the block. I'm not hiring now but will be next year. I want you to come work with me.

Him: But I don't know anything about them I said.

Me: 28 years ago I didn't know anything about them either.
Him: You're serious?

Me: Dead ass.

Me: I'm only 18 though.

Me: So? I got hired at 18 to do the job I want to hire you to do.

Him: What's it pay?

Me: Think I can get you 50, 60k.

Him: WHAT?!

Me: I made 40k at 18 at this job. You're worth it.
Him: Ok but why me?

Me: Why NOT you? you know my order before I pull up you know the sound of my car you're pleasant you're intelligent and you figured out the McDonald's computers you can figure out mine I'll teach you everything I know I swear to God.

Him: Wow.
Me: That's what I said to myself the first day you figured out my order and I pulled away I said wow that kid really has got something special in his brain. I want him to work with me.

Him: I don't know what to say?

Me: Say you'll wait for me to come offer you YOUR next job.
Him: Ok, ok.

Me: Good. I'll see you tomorrow, computer whiz.

I have to make this happen.

I'm going to.

This kid is every employer's dream.
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