Step 1.

Inherit a technical director who assembles a treble-winning team.

Fire him halfway through the season.
Step 1.Inherit a technical director who assembles a treble-winning team.Fire him halfway through the season.
Step 1.Inherit a technical director who assembles a treble-winning team.Fire him halfway through the season.
Step 2.
Give your head coach the power over signings. Get stuck with Area Turan, Aleix Vidal, Paco Alcácer, André Gomes because they impressed Luis Enrique once when he played against them.
Step 2.Give your head coach the power over signings. Get stuck with Area Turan, Aleix Vidal, Paco Alcácer, André Gomes because they impressed Luis Enrique once when he played against them.
Step 2.Give your head coach the power over signings. Get stuck with Area Turan, Aleix Vidal, Paco Alcácer, André Gomes because they impressed Luis Enrique once when he played against them.
Step 2.Give your head coach the power over signings. Get stuck with Area Turan, Aleix Vidal, Paco Alcácer, André Gomes because they impressed Luis Enrique once when he played against them.
Step 2.Give your head coach the power over signings. Get stuck with Area Turan, Aleix Vidal, Paco Alcácer, André Gomes because they impressed Luis Enrique once when he played against them.
Step 3.

Have your technical director sign players your new coach doesn't want. Watch him give 40m Malcom three games and have 145m Dembélé compete with 160m Coutinho who was signed to play in midfield.
Step 3.Have your technical director sign players your new coach doesn't want. Watch him give 40m Malcom three games and have 145m Dembélé compete with 160m Coutinho who was signed to play in midfield.
Step 3.Have your technical director sign players your new coach doesn't want. Watch him give 40m Malcom three games and have 145m Dembélé compete with 160m Coutinho who was signed to play in midfield.
Step 3.Have your technical director sign players your new coach doesn't want. Watch him give 40m Malcom three games and have 145m Dembélé compete with 160m Coutinho who was signed to play in midfield.
Step 3.Have your technical director sign players your new coach doesn't want. Watch him give 40m Malcom three games and have 145m Dembélé compete with 160m Coutinho who was signed to play in midfield.
Step 4.

You know what? Fuck it. My coaches sign the wrong players, my technical directors sign the wrong players. I am going to sign Antoine Griezmann. Me, that's who!
Step 4.You know what? Fuck it. My coaches sign the wrong players, my technical directors sign the wrong players. I am going to sign Antoine Griezmann. Me, that's who!
Step 4.You know what? Fuck it. My coaches sign the wrong players, my technical directors sign the wrong players. I am going to sign Antoine Griezmann. Me, that's who!
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