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my wife tried to poison me. A (phantom) thread. 1/5
I told @sweaving that I was allergic to nuts, which she somehow didn't know after years together. When I was a kid I ate a handful of walnuts and my face blew up like a balloon and I have avoided them successfully ever since. 2/5
Even though I had no reason to lie, she didn't believe me. Well, it was her turn to cook dinner last night and she was SO convinced that I was lying that... 3/5
SHE CRUSHED WALNUTS INTO MY FOOD AND SAT THERE AND WATCHED ME EAT IT. JUST WAITING FOR ME TO DIE. 4/5
Well, I didn't die. thank god I avoided much of the dish because it wasn't good and threw it in the trash when she went to the bathroom. This morning she asked if I felt sick then laughed like a psycho and said I'm not allergic to walnuts. What are my rights? 5/5
