"You Can Just Be A Girl", but instead it's "You Can Just Be(at) A Girl", and it's on a t-shirt, and on the back it says "im a sadist, not a misogynist, please don't yell at me, im actually very easily frightened"
On the inside of the t-shirt, it says "I flipped this t-shirt inside out because the slogan on the front just really wasn't working for a number of reasons".
You can just brie a girl," I declare as some sort of bizarre dairy farm TF scenario - like maybe we're TFing someone into livestock, that might be normal enough - but possibly we're TFing someone into a cheese curd; there really is no telling here: lots of potential.
You can just bee a girl," I say in followup, and everyone breathes a sigh of relief, because there's really only two places this can go - the sexy way or the scary way - then I clear my throat and say, "sorry, sorry that was a typo, my bad. You can just be a girl. Normal style."