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How did Jesus know it was Lent?
“Where going to create a religion based on this Jewish bloke”
‘So we’ll be Jewish?’
“You’d think so wouldn’t you? But no”
‘So we’ll be Jewish?’
“You’d think so wouldn’t you? But no”
“Basically, everything that’s fun will be outlawed. And you can’t eat meat on a Friday”
‘Bit random?’
“I don’t make the rules”
‘You just did’
“Shut up”
‘Bit random?’
“I don’t make the rules”
‘You just did’
“Shut up”
“You’ll go to Hell if you do the things you’re not allowed to do but also feel incredibly guilty about doing the things you are allowed to do. And shame, lots of shame”
‘You’re not selling this to me’
“You get presents on a special day once a year?”
‘Now you’re talking’
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‘You’re not selling this to me’
“You get presents on a special day once a year?”
‘Now you’re talking’
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“Women are basically a plot device”
‘Bit sexist’
“It’s the Middle Ages mate”
‘Fair point’
‘Bit sexist’
“It’s the Middle Ages mate”
‘Fair point’
‘If I do something wrong I’m definitely going to Hell?’
“Not if you say you’re sorry. Has to be to a designated official and not one of those, ‘I’m sorry you feel I done something wrong’ Tory apologies”
‘Haha, won’t get many Tory catholics then’
“Haha that would be insane”
“Not if you say you’re sorry. Has to be to a designated official and not one of those, ‘I’m sorry you feel I done something wrong’ Tory apologies”
‘Haha, won’t get many Tory catholics then’
“Haha that would be insane”
“It seems most people think God is quite cross a lot of the time”
‘Look, I’m a parent, I know how he feels’
“Yes but still”
‘Are we talking rebranding?’
“Not as such, he’ll still be a bit of a cunt but we thought we’d introduce a new character. Like a male Betty White”
‘Look, I’m a parent, I know how he feels’
“Yes but still”
‘Are we talking rebranding?’
“Not as such, he’ll still be a bit of a cunt but we thought we’d introduce a new character. Like a male Betty White”
“Our priests can’t have sex”
‘Can’t hav- what?’
“Can’t have sex”
‘Outside of marriage?’
“No sex, no marriage”
‘That seems...wrong?’
“They can drink as much as they want though”
‘Yes I bet they will’
‘Can’t hav- what?’
“Can’t have sex”
‘Outside of marriage?’
“No sex, no marriage”
‘That seems...wrong?’
“They can drink as much as they want though”
‘Yes I bet they will’
