Yo dancehall intros back in the 2000s did almost better than the song to rass yo.
Weh di paaahty deh tonight daaaawg? Dawg? Big Oman ting if a nuh club mi nah go enuh! Cho!
Wi nuh frighten so eeeeeeasyyyyy
All when yuh rolling with di army far nuh scare weeeeeeeeeeee
Wi represeeeeeeeeeeeent
DI GAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAA
Ay RVSSIAN! yuh Nuh see a we di gyal dem have a crush on?
Cho! Gyal a scream fi touch an..
A RYNO!
Gyaaaaaaaaaaaal
Juuuuuus coooooome!
“Ello?”
“David weh yuh deh me need fi see yuh”
“Mm? Weh yuh deh?”
“Me deh a di friend Ouse me can come a di mansion?”
“Come den nuh”
“Alright me on mi way”
ITS DONIA! GYAL!
Ah WANNA BONE YA! Why???
YUH GOT.........
DI PROPPA UKKU!
Leff dem inna a pit a stink
Dem vex true me and Stephen weh buil some ita Link
How di fuck dem fi talk bout...
Big ship a sink!?!!!!?
-NUH NONSENSE!!!
SHE SEH!!!!

PUSH DAVID PUSHHHH
SHE SHE NUH STUSH SHE NUH CARE IF WE F*CK INNA DI BUSH
She seh....
PUSH DAVID PUSHHHH
SHE SEH WOIIIIIIII
A BLAK RYNO!
AYE STEPHUH!
ANYWEH DI GIRL DEM DEH WI DEH DEH ENUH!
(Yeah heh! Yeah heh! YEAH HEH!)
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT DEHHHH
AYE RVSSIAN!

BUILD DA SONG YA FI DI GYAL INNA DI GO GO CLUB!

Gooood know.. dis a fi di gyal inna dem inna di massage parlour enuh...

Nuh man never tell you dis yet, BABY MI LOVE YUH!

Tek off yuh panty nuh...
GANGSTAS DONT PLAY AROUND!
PAGANS CANT STAY AROUND!
RED GREEN AND GOLD WHEN ME WHEEL OFF AND WAVE MY K AROUND!
Laugh Affa Badmind!
(HEHEHEH)
Laugh after dem again!
(HeheHEHEH)
Weh dem grudge you fa me friend?
True you have a bank load a money fi spend!
A wah do dem?!
Dem have a money problem!
Laugh we a laugh and a solve dem!
Sick badddddddddd
Ey Girl!
I like those boobies
Let’s go out, let’s go to di movies
Ey Girl let’s go in ma land cruises
First stop-
Mek me tek you weh di food is..
Heh (Now it’s my place)
Gyal mi waaaaAaaAaaah fi f*** yuh..
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