Reasons why liberals should love Stalin (but sadly won't)

1. Creates a complaint bureau so that people can complain to the manager!
2. Encourages more complaints to the manager
3. He made propaganda so sappy that Christians, Jews and Muslims united to vow to love one another on Valentine's day.
4. Always argued using facts, logic and reason!
5. Praised working women...
6. Was a technocrat!
7. Was a great listener
8. Wore Yoga pants everywhere
9. He was super hot! Like I've seen people say gross things about Trudeau and Beto O Rourke..
10. He was the biggest victim of the vast right-wing conspiracy to smear him.
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