Read on Twitter
Premier League Managers as Mean Girls Characters: A Thread
Regina George/Pep GuardiolaLeader of the Plastics, popular and feared. At the top of the pile until Cady arrives.
Cady Heron/Jurgen KloppChallenger to and rival of Regina, eventually coming out on top.
Kevin Gnapoor/Brendan RodgersSupremely confident with the ladies, intelligent, principled
Gretchen Wieners/Mikel ArtetaThe human face of the plastics, eventually escaping to a cool but slightly less successful clique
Karen Smith/Ole Gunnar SjolskaerSweet, friendly, uses unusual methods in her job.
Mrs George/Jose MourinhoNot like other moms, she’s cool, she’s different, everyone rolls their eyes behind her back
Janis Ian/Thomas TuchelToo cool for school, doesn’t mind being unpopular, says what she thinks
Glen Coco/David MoyesNo-one’s actually quite sure how he managed to get the amount of cards he did. You go Glen Coco!
Sharon Norbury/Carlo AncelottiSensible, hard-working, voice of maturity, constantly exasperated
Ron Duvall/Roy HodgsonKind, gentle and a little bit hapless. Occasionally loses it.
Damian Leigh/Nuno Espirito SantoExtremely popular but always seems to miss out on the big parties
Aaron Samuels/Ralph HasenhuttlPopular, cool but not too cool, asks Cady for help
Trang Pak/Chris WilderBossy and arrogant. Cold and judgemental towards Cady
Shane Oman/Sam AllardyceA classic Jock who’s always there yet somehow makes very little impact. Does expose Cady’s fiendish plans
Cady’s Mom/Graham PotterA minor character, worked abroad for a while, generally supportive and sensible
Cady’s Dad/Steve BruceDecent guy, worked all over, doesn’t quite get how to deal with his kids
Jessica Lopez/Dean SmithOriginally one of the Desperate Wannabes, she somehow manages to become part of the main clique eventually
The Burn Book/Marco BielsaHolds all the secrets and requires an interpreter. Has the ability to destroy anyone on its day.
