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tips for driving in the winter from a chicagoan 
1. i’m avoiding it rn i called off so i don’t have to do it today
2. the lanes are merely a suggestion since u can’t see the lines.
3. if u have to turn left ur gonna have ur very own tokyo drift experience but not the fun kind
4. if ur driving and u feel urself sliding that’s a vibe check from god
5. it’s not driving in the snow without some asshole in a lifted truck acting like they’re about to flatten your shit
6. black ice is still real. no u don’t know where it’s at. it’s like a fun game called will i run over a landmine
7. brake way before the intersection or else ur going to slide right through it and probably pass away
8. no you can’t drive slow because of said assholes in asshole trucks
