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WHY CHOMPY HATES SCHLATT: A THREAD
((An actually serious thread on what Schlatt could do better w Chompy))
((An actually serious thread on what Schlatt could do better w Chompy))
PETTING: the supervillains pet cats in a really overwhelming way, if the tail is twitching or the cat isn't relaxing then just scratch around the head, the cat will show you where
If the cat attacks you that's on you
If the cat attacks you that's on you
You can also scratch a cats back -- it's like a game of hot/cold, the more they tense but stay calm the closer you are to where they're itchy -- they'll start licking when you hit the spot
CARRYING: support a cats back AND front -- don't carry them by the belly!! Would you like to be picked up by the fucking stomach?? So you're organs are all squished and you can't breath???
My dad actually picked me up by the stomach to show me idk if your dad is taller ask ig
My dad actually picked me up by the stomach to show me idk if your dad is taller ask ig
PLAYING: Cats can't see movement up/down well so a good way to lose their focus is to just move a string up/down -- the circle was a bit better but put it on the ground and move side to side it's so much better believe me (or just shaking it, any quick movement really)
VOICE: Deep loud voices are move aggressive ᵗᵃˡᵏ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ and cats will like you :]
@schlatt you seemed upset that chompy was (rightfully) offended by your existence thought this might help
