thread of my assessment and rating of some Aliens:
Scrunt

-woah hey I'm just a little guy c'mon!!
-ehehe I'm gonna getcha!!
-kees me

7.5/10
John Alien

-idk literally just some guy
-normal
-does his taxes
-the skull is kinda classy I guess

7/10
Jim Alien

-John Alien's younger brother who was given more opportunities to succeed in life
-Sleek
-Knows a good deal when he sees one

8/10
Macaroni Mama

-Bad bitch
-Legs for days
-You may not like it but this is the ideal woman

10/10
tw // sex assault

Pupy

-A dog that came out of a cow?? what tha heck
-Fucking ugly ass
-Killed a bunch of rapists which redeems it somewhat

4/10
Macaroni Mama 2

-Much worse version of Mama
-Immobile
-Human fregnant
-Does nothing then d!es

2/10
Gooey Greg

-HOLY FUCK THIS DUGDE SCAREY
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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13/10
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