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ENT 10/10
-Mostly a matter of principle
-Excellent woodsy fragrance
-Polished hardwood, soft moss, yum
-We stan trees here
BLOB 3/10
-Boring, unclear motives
-Slimy, gross
-Hard to interact with
-Danger of suffocation
-Mostly a matter of principle
-Excellent woodsy fragrance
-Polished hardwood, soft moss, yum
-We stan trees here
BLOB 3/10
-Boring, unclear motives
-Slimy, gross
-Hard to interact with
-Danger of suffocation
DRAGON 3/10
-Too many sharp, stabby, dangerously hot surfaces!
-Would love to have one in my life, just not DTF
-Too many sharp, stabby, dangerously hot surfaces!
-Would love to have one in my life, just not DTF
CENTAUR 4/10
-1 point for each hoof, that’s the best I can do
-I love the smell of horses but I wouldn’t call it erotic
-Change my view on this, I know it's a thing!
-1 point for each hoof, that’s the best I can do
-I love the smell of horses but I wouldn’t call it erotic
-Change my view on this, I know it's a thing!
FANCY ELF 7/10
-Hot in a bougie way that is both tiresome and hard to resist
-Extremely good at things, which surely includes sex
-You know they've got a LUSH hangout
-The first fanfic I ever read was two fancy LOTR elves, and it was good!
-Hot in a bougie way that is both tiresome and hard to resist
-Extremely good at things, which surely includes sex
-You know they've got a LUSH hangout
-The first fanfic I ever read was two fancy LOTR elves, and it was good!
WOODLAND ELF 9/10
-Hot in that sensual, ominous, enchanted forest type of way
-Mischievous trickster with a sinister edge, kill me
-Might turn you into a bird or something but it'll be worth it
-Hot in that sensual, ominous, enchanted forest type of way
-Mischievous trickster with a sinister edge, kill me
-Might turn you into a bird or something but it'll be worth it
SASQUATCH 1/10
-No disrespect!!!
-I love sasquatch deeply, but
-Just like, really, the smell
-No disrespect!!!
-I love sasquatch deeply, but
-Just like, really, the smell
SKELETON 4/10
-Cooler than zombies, but still super dead
-Presumably a lot of creaking and rattling involved?
-If sharply dressed a la Jack Skellington, +4 POINTS
-Cooler than zombies, but still super dead
-Presumably a lot of creaking and rattling involved?
-If sharply dressed a la Jack Skellington, +4 POINTS
FAIR FOLK 10/10
-Can have any best attribute of any other creature
-Will charm you whether you like it or not
-Max score so they don’t come for me
-Can have any best attribute of any other creature
-Will charm you whether you like it or not
-Max score so they don’t come for me
SELKIE 8/10
-Sleek, mysterious, smells like the ocean
-Can go with the flow, by land or sea
-There to erotically comfort you when you’re lonely on the beach
-Sleek, mysterious, smells like the ocean
-Can go with the flow, by land or sea
-There to erotically comfort you when you’re lonely on the beach
That's all for now. I will return when I've fantasized about more supernatural creatures.
KAPPA 6/10
-Who can resist a malevolent trickster with good manners?
-Just bring cucumbers to ensure good relations
-Horny water spirits will never score below 5 in my book
-Who can resist a malevolent trickster with good manners?
-Just bring cucumbers to ensure good relations
-Horny water spirits will never score below 5 in my book
POLTERGEIST 4/10
-Hard to build a real rapport or chemistry
-If the spirit is unknown, the unpredictability would be a bit nerve-wracking
-Could just as well wear a blindfold and earplugs to a gang bang, no?
-Hard to build a real rapport or chemistry
-If the spirit is unknown, the unpredictability would be a bit nerve-wracking
-Could just as well wear a blindfold and earplugs to a gang bang, no?
DEATH 7/10
-I feel like when Death fucks, Death
FUCKS
-Grim Reaper robes? Hot. Skinny black suits? Hot.
-Could earn yourself some extra time; if not, might as well go out coming
-I feel like when Death fucks, Death
FUCKS-Grim Reaper robes? Hot. Skinny black suits? Hot.
-Could earn yourself some extra time; if not, might as well go out coming
TROLL 6/10
-Oddly endearing, if difficult to read
-"Slow but powerful" is generally a promising sensual combo
-Accidental crushing seems like a real danger
-Oddly endearing, if difficult to read
-"Slow but powerful" is generally a promising sensual combo
-Accidental crushing seems like a real danger
GOBLIN 7/10
-Crass and crude, yes, but don’t forget sly and cunning
-Would probably return to haunt your dreams with gleeful whispers of all the nasty things you did
-Nothing like being simultaneously appalled and aroused!
-Crass and crude, yes, but don’t forget sly and cunning
-Would probably return to haunt your dreams with gleeful whispers of all the nasty things you did
-Nothing like being simultaneously appalled and aroused!
SATAN 6/10
-Obviously knows a thing or two about getting nasty
-Then again, people with this much power can be boring
-Might demand soul in exchange for satisfaction
-At worst, could devolve into some Pinhead-type shit
-Obviously knows a thing or two about getting nasty
-Then again, people with this much power can be boring
-Might demand soul in exchange for satisfaction
-At worst, could devolve into some Pinhead-type shit
BANSHEE 3/10
-Mournful shrieking is distracting, not at all arousing
-Just too scary and depressing overall
-1 point added for excellent aesthetic & character, though
-Mournful shrieking is distracting, not at all arousing
-Just too scary and depressing overall
-1 point added for excellent aesthetic & character, though
GARGOYLES 8/10
-Where is the gargoyle fiction? Send it my way
-Stoic, mystical, sinister but STEADFAST
-90s children, did we not all thirst a bit for:
-Where is the gargoyle fiction? Send it my way
-Stoic, mystical, sinister but STEADFAST
-90s children, did we not all thirst a bit for:
