things logen says to me when i’m trying to wake him up but he’s delirious : a thread

me: cmon babe turn on the lamp i gotta go home
logen, angrily: i already shot FIRE RINGS at the LAMP how can you not see that it’s ON
me: you gotta get up
logen: why do you wake me up with all this shit to build
me: like what?
him: ALL THESE LAMPS
him, shoving his head into me: why do you have so many different numbered meats
logen: why did you wake me up
me: because i gotta go home
him: why didn’t you get one of the other people to do it
me: what people?
him: the people we PAY to be here they’re WORKING
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