Texas threatened to secede like 2 weeks ago, now they're begging the government for help with 2 inches of snow. These GOP snowflakes can't handle real snowflakes.
If you get mad at people making jokes on twitter dot com, I assure you I have no power. Not a single snow plow headed to Texas will read this tweet and turn around.
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