One like for one hot take, I'm bored

90% of sports are boring as fuck

Most people are straight and cis and that's not a big deal

Death penalty is universally bad if the recipient poses no active threat

There's no such thing as an objective ethical code, there's just my ethical code, which is either good or working with incomplete information, vs all of the other ones

Ass is more necessary but peak boobs>peak ass

Follow up, size isn't the only factor for either

If you don't know how to cook and you're 25 or older something is wrong

A lot of discussion on the far left and right isn't rooted in policy or even theory, but rather in esoterica

Biden is a populist

Grifter means someone taking insincere actions for money, not anyone with a bad take/people who are clout thirsty

Risotto is better than pasta

MMA is the best form of physical competition because there's a degree of stylistic matchups that isn't present in other sports. Yes, video game combat has ruined my brain, how could you tell

No topic should be universally off limits for humor, but you as an individual should absolutely think about your audience when you joke about something controversial

Both Clintons and Al Gore are almost certainly bad people if you go off of their actions as individuals

If you're counterjerking yourself on anti bernie sentiment so hard that you're defending the US healthcare system, you're far more online than most of his supporters

It's impossible to tell when a fetus is a person

DC should be absorbed into maryland

Packing the courts is bad from a pragmatic standpoint

Genital preferences are fine, just don't be a dick about them. Pun intended and relished

Furthermore, all talk about whether xyz preference in attraction is /isn't problematic is pointless. What's the solution???

It doesn't matter whether conservatives are personally morally wrong vs victims of a system, same goes for addicts and criminals. These people are human and they're in your country, the best solutions often have nothing to do with ascribing blame

Cultural relativism is insulting, and also often thinly veiled racism

We need to be deemphasizing higher education

The use of neoliberal to mean good things isn't much better than using it to mean bad things

Obesity is terrible, actually

Tone indicators are silly

Thinking those IDF girls are hot is just a common sense take

A comprehensive cardio and flexibility routine is more important than strength work if you have to choose/have limited time

Henry cejudo is the greatest combat sports athlete of all time

Romance isn't just platonic love plus sex. That's its own thing

Straight/gay as labels allow for very rare exceptions

Sex and gender are distinct. This is ironically a hot take irl, a cold take in center left circles, and, as I learned today, a hot take in some other center left circles

Joker was a good movie

Infinite jest was a trash book

Incels who don't despise women deserve pity, not derision

Dudes who complain about misandrist jokes and then make misogynistic jokes are soy as fuck

AOC receives an undeserved amount of both positive and negative attention because she's a hot young woman who's good at twitter

Animals aren't moral patients but the mass cruelty towards them in the meat industry is still bad. If you ask me to expound on this I will have trouble doing so because my reasoning is weird

A take is only a hot take if it's hot to the subgroup you are currently surrounded by

The online lib assertion that ethics can be solved by data are missing the point, which is that ethics tells us how the data should inform policy

Most people don't have a consistent ethical code, and by most I mean over 99%

Cultural appropriation isn't real

Gay dudes are way too comfy trying to turn straight dudes

Roleplaying as a dog is very weird. This has been weighing heavily on my mind. That being said if she hit my line again, would

Online radicalization has a lot to do with depression

Seafood is better than meat most of the time

"america doesn't have culture" is a massive cope, considering it's the cultural ground zero of the world

Things like going outside and cleaning your room are great for you actually

Most anime has trash writing

Bdsm is hot but it's entry into the public sphere being through fifty shades did it no favors

30 rock, parks and rec, and community are all funnier than the office

If you're a socialist and have a phone, I get that cause obviously you need one. If you're a socialist and spend every weekend snorting blow and buying shit off dollskill I'm pretty comfortable calling you a hypocrite

Alright now that I've caught up:

Your mom sucks me good and hard through my jorts