"English As She is Spoke" is a book that was published in 1884. It's an English phrasebook written by two guys who only spoke Portuguese and French and didn't speak English. The whole book is amazing, but here are some excerpts. (thread)
The whole thing can be found here. You're welcome. https://ia802605.us.archive.org/22/items/englishassheissp00applrich/englishassheissp00applrich.pdf