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this is the thread that’s going to get me cancelled but i have to speak my truth:
rating labour factions by how fun they are on nights out (from my own experience
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rating labour factions by how fun they are on nights out (from my own experience
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i’m going to start with the thing that causes me the most physical pain to admit- labour moderates are **committed** to a good night out. most likely to be on a first name basis with the bouncers at Heaven and GAY ...
love the drama, excellent gossip, and love a little dance. if you can put aside how much you dislike their politics you’ll have a really good time! i rate them 8/10.
OL/soft left: like the org itself, a mixed bag 
i would say the girls and gays of OL are reliable for a good time but very prone to messiness. not enough stamina to keep going until the sun rises but god bless them for trying. ...
i would say the girls and gays of OL are reliable for a good time but very prone to messiness. not enough stamina to keep going until the sun rises but god bless them for trying. ...
on the other hand you wouldn’t go to a Nandy 4 Leader event expecting a bender would you? i think if they loosened up a bit + tried to overcome their embarrassment, maybe learned to dance, the soft left could give labour first a run for their money. i give them 6/10
momentum/left: lads i’m not going to lie the vibe is a little cursed on nights out. i hate to call out my own faction like this but why are we doing IRA chants in spoons at 7pm on a wednesday 
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i think how much of Das Kapital you’ve read and understood is directly proportional to how much you hate dancing. would it kill us to have a bit more joy in our lives?? i know you’d rather be in bed with a verso ebook but we can and must do better!! i give us 3/10
not really a faction HOWEVER the world transformed is singlehandedly picking up the slack of the left. they throw incredible parties, good vibes, excellent music, warms my little icy heart to see the left having fun. 10/10
am i missing anything here?? do you feel personally attacked by this thread?? suggestions welcome
