A short history of the griftiest clowny-ass grifter on this bird app.

Ryan Knight.

Buckle up. It’s gonna be a quick but wild ride.

And here we go... Vote blue no matter who!!!

1/
All in for Elizabeth Warren

Subscribe to my Patreon!

2/
Uh-oh, Warren might lose. I’m on Team Bernie!

Listen to my podcast!

3/
Oh, no. I backed the wrong horse again. I’m a protest voter!

Watch my videos!

4/
Shit, Joe won but I need to keep milking angry Bernie supporters... I’m a socialist now!

Boom! Retweet!

5/
I’m helping start a new political party!

What?! I won’t be in charge. How am I gonna get attention and make money?

Good luck with that, socialists.

6/
Hey, there’s a group that doesn’t know I’m a fraudy clown yet...

Where do I find the communist sickle emoji?

I’m, like, super double triple extra edgy left now. That’s communism I think.

Subscribe. Notice me. Notice me. MY GOD PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

Fucking clown.

7/7
This fucking fraud went through half a dozen ludicrous alleged evolutions in, like, a year.

Dem —> Warren or bust —> Bernie or bust —> protest voter —> rootless “progressive” —> socialist —> aspiring communist

Clown. How people still follow that asshat is beyond me.
Note: 4 and 5 are reversed. He went “socialist” before his “protest voter” phase.
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