How I think my pets would react if you asked what their sexuality and pronouns were; a thread
Topaz: I’m a bisexual mom and my pronouns are she/her. Did you fill up my bowl with food until it overflows? If you didn’t I’m not going to eat it.
Camo: they/them and I hate everyone. Now I’m going to cause problems on purpose.
Rosie: OMGOMGOMG NICE TO MEET YOU HI HI!!! I’m a pansexual demigirl!! My pronouns are she/they/bones! Nice to meet you! What are your pronouns?!???
Veno: (calls you a slur) I don’t fucking have pronouns gay bitch get out of my face
Annie: she/it pronouns and I’m straight. I am so fucking old I cant see you where are you so I can ask for your pronouns
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