Gonna celebrate #ValentinesDay by deciding which #MarioKart characters could get a smooch đź’‹

Starting with Mario. Yeah, sure. We both have moustaches. I like a short king. #NintendoSwitch
Luigi. Of course. The smooch is undeniable.
Princess Peach. Probably a hand kiss in the respectful way because she's royalty.
Yoshi. Uh. I think. Yes. In like a fun bro kind a way. Kiss your homies. It's nice.
Bowser. 100%. That's my type xx
oh my god there's 58 characters we're gonna compress some of this
Took a quick look at the rest of the list and decided to whittle it down to these top four. Polite smooch territory here: Tanooki Mario, Roy, Link, Gold Mario xx
Took a quick look at the rest of the list and decided to whittle it down to these top four. Polite smooch territory here: Tanooki Mario, Roy, Link, Gold Mario xx
Took a quick look at the rest of the list and decided to whittle it down to these top four. Polite smooch territory here: Tanooki Mario, Roy, Link, Gold Mario xx
Took a quick look at the rest of the list and decided to whittle it down to these top four. Polite smooch territory here: Tanooki Mario, Roy, Link, Gold Mario xx
Took a quick look at the rest of the list and decided to whittle it down to these top four. Polite smooch territory here: Tanooki Mario, Roy, Link, Gold Mario xx
You can follow @wtbigboysgame.
Tip: mention @twtextapp on a Twitter thread with the keyword “unroll” to get a link to it.

Latest Threads Unrolled:
Those who think consciousness raising & movement building are disconnected, or even a distraction from electoral politics have not paid attention to the history of social change.In this thread, we
Read more
The 2020s will be known as the Remote Work decadeA few predictions of what is likely to emerge[ a thread ] Third Space: Office and Working from Home will
Read more
1/29: Have you ever had a concept explained to you that helps frame complex issues you’ve been wrestling with and opens your eyes to new possibilities? A concept that I
Read more
By continuing to use the site, you are consenting to the use of cookies as explained in our Cookie Policy to improve your experience.