Roses are red
Hydrangeas are white
You can't sue over speech
Removed by a website

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Roses are red
Hibiscus is Haitian
Even without #Section230
They'd still have a right to content moderation

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Roses are red
Getting banned makes you blue
But social media's not government
So First Amendment rights don't accrue

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Roses are red
Websites aren't a company town
If you argue "but MARSH!"
You look like a clown

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Roses are red
This shouldn't need explanation
But Title II doesn't make Facebook
A public accommodation

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Roses are red
Cruz and Hawley are losers
#Section230 protects websites
But ALSO their users

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Roses are red
Your #Section230 bill is trash
Stop messing with the Internet
To make a partisan splash

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Roses are red
Reading comprehension's a barrier
But websites do not fit
The definition of common carrier

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Roses are red
You have no credibility
If you argue that websites
Are a public utility

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Your state law is preempted
It's a mark of stupidity
That you even attempted

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Roses are red
Just ask Steven Biss
Lawsuits about third party content
Get tossed on a motion to dismiss

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Roses are red
There's no difference required
Between publisher and platform
@tedcruz is a liar

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Roses are red
Laura Loomer is blue
She lost all her lawsuits
Oh no! Wah! Boo-hoo!

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Roses are red
It sucks for a troll
The First Amendment says websites
Maintain editorial control

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Roses are red
They can also be pink
c(1) and (c)(2) don't make the distinction
That you seem to think

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Roses are red
Moderation is hard
230 repeal's not the answer
Hawley is a blowhard

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Roses are red
Tulsi Gabbard is dumb
The First Amendment is what
Really makes her so glum

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Roses are red
They'll scream into their pillow
Websites can delete stuff
It says so in Tornillo

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Roses are red
Your proposal's a wreck
You're pretty socialist
If you say "nationalize big tech"

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Roses are red
MAGA did insurrection
Social media has the right
To perform a correction

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Roses are red
http://Archive.org  keeps receipts
Repeal #Section230
And you’ll get sued for retweets

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Roses are red
What the hell are you drinking
Messing with 230
Plays into MAGA's thinking

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